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i smashed my face
« on: June 29, 2017, 05:06:17 PM »
i was drinking tequila at the skateark

i was death training this vertwall with some skaters and the guy in front kept doing some fucking spinnything where he would lose all his speed in front of us. fucker
and then i start hauling ass at it without pedaling, pushing at it like a fucking skateboard.
and then i went helllla high on the wall and came down a little short. i rode into the edge of that archway, tires hit the coping and i died onto my face
i wonder if i was sober would i have been able to ride it out

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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2017, 08:55:57 PM »
No fave pictures? Mexico looks promising.

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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2017, 09:57:10 PM »
#nailedit ?

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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2017, 11:17:13 PM »
last year i split my groin open the day after i got back from mexico
this year i split my smile open the day i got back from mexico
a couple sketchy things happened down there

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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2017, 11:04:58 PM »
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Yeah, f**k that.  Grind everything.
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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2017, 11:54:47 PM »
Did the fork break too or just the frame? what parts?

roughhh

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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2017, 03:17:45 AM »
Did the fork break too or just the frame? what parts?

roughhh

Frame only, it seemed pretty clear that the frame had cracked around the top tube before this and I hadn't noticed.. The frame broke as soon as I got on the rail and I had almost no control so I basically just plummeted into the ground,  the frame was like 5th hand and well abused but I cracked my BTM frame the month before at the LA Convention Center ledge so I made a deal for an Aitken s3.5 that I had for less than a week..  It was my fault for not paying attention to old abused lightweight parts though.
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The gussets are awesome.  My wife has been needing my name carved into her for about a decade.

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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2017, 06:09:06 AM »
laz, still bikeguides number one internet hard man

i cracked my angel of death, surely i get some points for that?
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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2017, 05:12:44 AM »
Laz is fucking rad
He goes higher than Hoffman
Fifty two inch hops
« Last Edit: August 06, 2017, 06:06:37 AM by Professor Horatio Hufnagel »

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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2017, 07:43:48 PM »
laz, still bikeguides number one internet hard man

i cracked my angel of death, surely i get some points for that?

What are you even talking about? Internet hard man is the title I get for posting a video? Fuck it, guess I'm hard.
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Yeah, f**k that.  Grind everything.
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The gussets are awesome.  My wife has been needing my name carved into her for about a decade.

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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2017, 07:16:38 AM »
Laz is fucking rad
He goes higher than Hoffman
Fifty two inch hops
so poetic
this year i am going to have sex and it will be awesome

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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2017, 04:41:05 PM »
Laz is fucking rad
He goes higher than Hoffman
Fifty two inch hops

Hoffman is actually my son,  my hops are so high that the altitude keeps me from aging.
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Yeah, f**k that.  Grind everything.
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The gussets are awesome.  My wife has been needing my name carved into her for about a decade.

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Re: i smashed my face
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2017, 04:41:05 PM »

 

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