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Title: i smashed my face
Post by: blueee on June 29, 2017, 05:06:17 PM
i was drinking tequila at the skateark

i was death training this vertwall with some skaters and the guy in front kept doing some fucking spinnything where he would lose all his speed in front of us. fucker
and then i start hauling ass at it without pedaling, pushing at it like a fucking skateboard.
and then i went helllla high on the wall and came down a little short. i rode into the edge of that archway, tires hit the coping and i died onto my face
i wonder if i was sober would i have been able to ride it out
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SdvawB9mk80/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: i smashed my face
Post by: Prodigal Son on June 29, 2017, 08:55:57 PM
No fave pictures? Mexico looks promising.
Title: Re: i smashed my face
Post by: Thepoolman on June 29, 2017, 09:57:10 PM
#nailedit ?
Title: Re: i smashed my face
Post by: blueee on June 29, 2017, 11:17:13 PM
last year i split my groin open the day after i got back from mexico
this year i split my smile open the day i got back from mexico
a couple sketchy things happened down there
Title: Re: i smashed my face
Post by: Boomhauer on July 27, 2017, 11:04:58 PM
Worse than this?
https://youtu.be/69iYvqV9ZBo
Title: Re: i smashed my face
Post by: Louis on July 27, 2017, 11:54:47 PM
Did the fork break too or just the frame? what parts?

roughhh
Title: Re: i smashed my face
Post by: Boomhauer on July 28, 2017, 03:17:45 AM
Did the fork break too or just the frame? what parts?

roughhh

Frame only, it seemed pretty clear that the frame had cracked around the top tube before this and I hadn't noticed.. The frame broke as soon as I got on the rail and I had almost no control so I basically just plummeted into the ground,  the frame was like 5th hand and well abused but I cracked my BTM frame the month before at the LA Convention Center ledge so I made a deal for an Aitken s3.5 that I had for less than a week..  It was my fault for not paying attention to old abused lightweight parts though.
Title: Re: i smashed my face
Post by: dude... on August 03, 2017, 06:09:06 AM
laz, still bikeguides number one internet hard man

i cracked my angel of death, surely i get some points for that?
Title: Re: i smashed my face
Post by: weedbix on August 05, 2017, 05:12:44 AM
Laz is fucking rad
He goes higher than Hoffman
Fifty two inch hops
Title: Re: i smashed my face
Post by: Boomhauer on August 05, 2017, 07:43:48 PM
laz, still bikeguides number one internet hard man

i cracked my angel of death, surely i get some points for that?

What are you even talking about? Internet hard man is the title I get for posting a video? Fuck it, guess I'm hard.
Title: Re: i smashed my face
Post by: dude... on August 07, 2017, 07:16:38 AM
Laz is fucking rad
He goes higher than Hoffman
Fifty two inch hops
so poetic
Title: Re: i smashed my face
Post by: Boomhauer on August 07, 2017, 04:41:05 PM
Laz is fucking rad
He goes higher than Hoffman
Fifty two inch hops

Hoffman is actually my son,  my hops are so high that the altitude keeps me from aging.