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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2015, 01:19:31 PM »
I enjoy going out to eat minus wife
For some reason I read "I enjoy going out to eat wife"

I read it as I enjoy eating out my wife.

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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2015, 02:01:12 PM »
People who stopped coming to dig at our trails over a year ago are complaining that we don't dig anything small enough for them to enjoy. Three of us have spent the last three months building 'the girl line' for them, they all knew we that we are building it for them and none of the them have come to help.

I want to chop people's fucking heads off with my new lidl shovel. Dry guys

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2015, 02:13:52 PM »
^Can't wait to start digging!

Went and checked out the trails yesterday and noticed they got the tarps off already. Going to need a week of sunny, warm and windy days to dry things up though. A bit sloppy out there right now.
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2015, 02:16:51 PM »
I keep tossing around the idea of getting a bike again. Goliath has one for sale right now in the Canada classifieds for a pretty dang good deal (if what I remember from BMX part value is still accurate). But I don't have anyone to ride with anymore.

My (limited) time spent at the trails was always a good time. Although now that I'm old enough to buy booze and I don't need to pedal an hour across town to get to the trails might make it that much better.
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« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2015, 02:24:07 PM »
^Can't wait to start digging!

Went and checked out the trails yesterday and noticed they got the tarps off already. Going to need a week of sunny, warm and windy days to dry things up though. A bit sloppy out there right now.

We've got three take offs to build and our new hip line will be done for summer. Someone's optimistically mentioned taking the bikes up there this weekend but the tarps have been on since October and it's likely they're sloppy too!

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« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2015, 02:59:46 PM »
Google, changing the internet for the worse.
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« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2015, 07:03:12 PM »
I had a couple parking infractions from San Francisco the other week. I went to pay them online and nothing. Called and there is no record of that ticket or any for my license plate. I like to think it was because the meter maid couldn't figure out what car it was as all the boxes for make model are blank.
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2015, 04:11:29 AM »
There aren't enough standard bykes in bikeguide

That is all.
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2015, 10:27:23 AM »
Rrose has literally nothing he can post to bikeguide anymore.
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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2015, 05:26:02 PM »
Just when this shit hole of a website can't get any worse, it does.......

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2015, 11:19:31 PM »
Peppermint tea is good before bed. And after our car buying today, relaxing is a good thing.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2015, 12:12:20 AM »
Gotta love appendices for getting around assignment word limits. Take that Accounting, you mother fucker.
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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2015, 05:52:12 PM »
What websites do you guys visit for classy photos of titties now that our legendary, historic thread is gone?

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2015, 09:01:53 PM »
Leaving for the road again. If I come back home, good. If I find myself somewhere new, even better.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2015, 09:31:20 PM »
If you find yourself somewhere you've already been, y'all know what to do.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
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