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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #60 on: March 28, 2015, 10:04:19 PM »
One of the better things I think about being vegetarian is when you burp up food. Like I can do that and its a piece of onion from a burrito. That's cool, its the same as when I swallowed it. Doing that with some partially masticated beef? NO.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #61 on: March 28, 2015, 10:25:23 PM »
How is it any different? Unless you swallow everything whole now that you're a self-righteous vego.
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« Reply #62 on: March 29, 2015, 12:01:30 AM »
I can't be completely sure, but I fear the release of a piece of pork a couple hours by way of a belch is much different than the vegetable component of the burrito I ate. I could be wrong, but my assumption is the digestive process affects meat much differently than it does vegetables epidermal layers. You've shit out corn and berries right? You remember the reason for that right?

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #63 on: March 29, 2015, 12:28:46 AM »
Why are chunks of food flying out when you burp?
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #64 on: March 29, 2015, 12:47:08 AM »
You've never had that huge fucking chipotle burrito and burped a fucking bean up or something?

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #65 on: March 29, 2015, 01:46:51 AM »
Maybe like 3 times in my life. You gotta chew your food, man.  Lol
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #66 on: March 29, 2015, 04:07:42 PM »
Can't say I'm in the habit of regurgitating my food.
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #67 on: March 29, 2015, 04:40:49 PM »
I can't remember ever burping up chunks of food, unless they're the vomit burps.
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« Reply #68 on: March 29, 2015, 07:04:36 PM »
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #69 on: March 29, 2015, 09:25:26 PM »
When you're vegetarian too long you turn into to a fucking cow. I eat once, do a little predigest/acid work up, then on to round two to chew my fucking cud.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #70 on: March 30, 2015, 12:26:29 AM »
I'd rather eat the cow than emulate it.
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #71 on: March 30, 2015, 12:50:46 AM »
Too late moo.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #72 on: March 30, 2015, 01:45:04 PM »
I made an awesome ham and swiss sammich for lunch. It was on some rustic French bread with a bunch of power greens (kale and other greens), a bit of olive oil mayo, and some Dijon mustard.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2015, 02:18:03 PM »
I made an awesome ham and swiss sammich for lunch. It was on some rustic French bread with a bunch of power greens (kale and other greens), a bit of olive oil mayo, and some Dijon mustard.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2015, 02:46:09 PM »
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
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