You guys suck. I haven't even had winter. I think I got frost on my windshield one morning.
Come here for winter. I'll talk in Fahrenheit so as not to mince words.
We set a record for February weather. An all time record. Average temperature of 9.32F (-12.6C). Coldest day without the windchill factor was -5.8F (-21C). (We did not have a single day last month that was above the freezing mark)
With winchill, we had a day of -41.8F (-41C), and during that week, we had spats of -25F to -31F. There were a handfull of homeless people who actually froze to death outside. It was pretty bad, and the amount of watermain breaks the city had was off the charts. One guy had his SUV frozen in a solid block of ice for a week before the city crews could get out to help him de-ice it.
Please, come take all the winter you can carry.