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Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« on: December 09, 2017, 08:46:01 PM »
So I got really bad swass the other day at work and my asscrack/asshole was pretty raw and in rough shape. I don't have any lotion or vaseline but I had some cherry flavoured chapstic and swiped it up and down my ass a few times. Whenever I'd fart the next day it'd smell like cherries and a subtle shit scent. I think I might just keep putting chapstic on my ass after I get out of the shower to hide the smell of my farts.

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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2017, 09:28:15 PM »
if you put triple antibiotic lotion on ur butthole when its raw it'll heal it up quick.

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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2017, 09:58:43 PM »
Cherry farts can only be a good thing

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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2017, 08:10:47 AM »
Gold bond in the ass crack is a life saver.  Pretty much standard operating procedure whenever I work gigs on-site.
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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2017, 03:46:52 AM »
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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2017, 02:47:45 AM »
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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2017, 12:05:11 PM »
Has anyone ventured into prostate excitement yet?

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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2017, 06:17:42 PM »
Has anyone ventured into prostate excitement yet?

You mean outside of the shower?
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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2017, 06:45:33 PM »
You go that deep in the shower?

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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2017, 08:37:21 PM »
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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2017, 09:30:14 PM »
You go that deep in the shower?

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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2017, 05:40:37 AM »
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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2017, 02:24:00 PM »
How do you keep from mixing up your tubes of chapstick? Or do you just use one for everything?
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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2017, 06:24:08 PM »
'Jeez your lips look dry, wanna use some of my cherry flavoured chapstick?' you know you want to

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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2018, 09:12:14 AM »
You go that deep in the shower?

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Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
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