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What do you do?
« on: October 17, 2015, 01:17:35 AM »
You buy a jug of yogurt (~$5) from your local store, let's say 5-10 minute drive from home. You get home and put your groceries away. You go to use your delicious yogurt a few days later and notice the yogurt is spoiled (smell/taste) but was still originally sealed when you opened it and has not met its printed expiration date. Your fridge isn't faulty or anything. It was just a bad jug of yogurt.

What would you do?
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2015, 02:09:01 AM »
$5 for yogurt?
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2015, 02:56:41 AM »
Take it back and swap it for a multipack of banana and chocolate flakes Crunch Corner.

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2015, 04:53:28 AM »
Rub it all over your tits, belly, knob and balls. Dance round naked in the rain, maybe sacrifice a rabbit.

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2015, 07:55:59 AM »
I'd probably just toss it
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2015, 08:16:57 AM »
Start a war against the country where jogurt was invented and show them what happens when they try to fux wit Elmorro.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2015, 09:28:54 AM »
Same thing I do with the yogurt I never open and let expire in my fridge. You could dump it on some rocks, the larger the better, and have them grow moss from the acidity and enzymes of the yogurt.

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2015, 10:39:13 AM »
Same thing I do with the yogurt I never open and let expire in my fridge. You could dump it on some rocks, the larger the better, and have them grow moss from the acidity and enzymes of the yogurt.

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2015, 11:50:02 AM »
I'd probably just toss it

That's exactly what I did but a couple friends told me I was stupid for throwing away money like that. I mean, they do have a point but I just figured it wasn't worth the 20 minute round trip for yogurt. 
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2015, 12:09:24 PM »
Time is money, friend.

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2015, 12:22:58 PM »
I'd probably just toss it

That's exactly what I did but a couple friends told me I was stupid for throwing away money like that. I mean, they do have a point but I just figured it wasn't worth the 20 minute round trip for yogurt.

That's what I'm saying. For a $5 tub of yogurt, is it really worth your time to go back to the grocery store and deal with a teenager who doesn't give a shit about it?
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2015, 06:43:25 PM »
I'd just cut my loses and throw it away. Sometimes things just don't work out.

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2015, 06:53:18 PM »
So with that being said, would you call the person that decided to go to the store and try to get a refund a tight ass?
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2015, 10:04:50 PM »
Yesterday I argued over the 10c overcharge on a shot of espresso for 5 minutes. I'd be straight on the phone giving the store the hard word and demand compensation for a) a faulty product and b) wasting my time. Almost always it works in your favour and you walk away with more than what you originally went to buy.

Also, in response to the specific yoghurt question (fuck the yank spelling); yoghurt is disgusting so I don't see how a bit of mould would make it any worse.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2015, 03:18:28 PM »
Oh hey, it's that guy.  The, "give me something for free so I'll shut up" guy.  Ten cents?  Seriously dude.

I don't know if I'd call them a tight-ass, Alex, maybe just an ass.

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