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Middle name my child.
« on: March 25, 2015, 04:10:28 PM »
I want the middle name of my upcoming child to be representative of someone who has done good int his world. I'm looking for some ideas. Don't know if it's a boy or a girl.

Have at it. So far I have Adolf and Thatcher, but it's not going so well with the missus.
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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2015, 04:25:16 PM »
Ruben Alcantara , Taj, Joe Rich.

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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2015, 04:54:58 PM »
Wallace
Napoleon
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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2015, 04:56:40 PM »
Carlos

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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2015, 05:15:05 PM »
Bacon.
I couldn\'t tell if she was wet or the pasta was just beyond al-dente.

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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2015, 05:18:06 PM »
Bacon is winning and I would love to use Ruben but one of our friends already named their kid that.
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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2015, 08:39:25 PM »
cucumber
pofaab
k6
munx

a second vote for bacon
...people would love him, seriously, that name would probably get him laid at least once in his life. and then he could thank you for that. thank us for that

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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2015, 08:40:17 PM »
Accident
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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2015, 08:56:43 PM »
I said suggest a middle name for my child, not recite your own name you fucking twat. It's not all about you, Cole.
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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2015, 12:59:34 AM »
Well I'm glad this is off to a good start.
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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2015, 01:18:09 AM »
Dubbayah. As in the man who saved of from Islam.

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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2015, 01:43:06 AM »
Could always just use your first name as its first name and then add jr. as second name. Whoop whoop!

Edit: or senior, just to confuse everyone.

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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2015, 03:18:34 AM »
Bowie
Ziggy

I'm having a David Bowie phase.

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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2015, 03:35:08 AM »
SAVAGE!

Or just name the lil motherfucker, Berry Macockinher.

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Re: Middle name my child.
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2015, 04:28:04 AM »
My middle name is my mums surname, which I think is a cool idea.

Isn't LeonLikesToRock's legal middle name danger?

My friend gave his daughter the middle name Steingraeber, after Mike Steingraber, pro flatlander.
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Re: Middle name my child.
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