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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #360 on: June 20, 2015, 06:21:47 PM »
Does that mean your jizz goes down the drain easier when you jerk it in the shower? Like you know how when you go to wash it down and the super chunky sperm part gets stuck to your foot? Does that go away?

Because if it does, I will get a v tomorrow.

Just wank more. Obly becomes chunky if you dont ejaculate for a few days

If you wash it off with warm/hot water, it will lump up and get sticky. Use colder water to wash it down the drain or off your face.

Do your frat boy homies not make you swallow?
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #361 on: June 21, 2015, 11:38:52 AM »
Why are Asian people called yellow?

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #362 on: June 21, 2015, 02:56:55 PM »
Because white was already taken.

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« Reply #363 on: June 21, 2015, 07:33:18 PM »
It's winter, no way I am jacking off in a cold shower.
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #364 on: June 25, 2015, 09:56:30 AM »
Boys,

Injured the old back 2nd time in 3 years. It's a bit fucked I need to use my vacation pay so I can rest up and get back to the daily grind. Americas labor laws blow, or maybe I should have went to college for that cush desk job. You be the judge

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« Reply #365 on: June 25, 2015, 11:15:08 AM »
Boys,

Injured the old back 2nd time in 3 years. It's a bit fucked I need to use my vacation pay so I can rest up and get back to the daily grind. Americas labor laws blow, or maybe I should have went to college for that cush desk job. You be the judge

labor laws suck. I have carpal tunnel syndrome in both wrists and just pop ibuprofens throughout the day. I recommend whiskey.

I'm moving tomorrow and my fiance has a job orientation all day tomorrow. Hooray for moving furniture by yourself! I am considering going to Home Depot and hiring two guys to help me. $40 each for maybe 3 hours work sound ok or am I being stingy?
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #366 on: June 25, 2015, 03:17:27 PM »
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #367 on: June 26, 2015, 12:43:56 AM »
That sounds hella dope.
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #368 on: June 26, 2015, 09:56:38 AM »
Boys,

Injured the old back 2nd time in 3 years. It's a bit fucked I need to use my vacation pay so I can rest up and get back to the daily grind. Americas labor laws blow, or maybe I should have went to college for that cush desk job. You be the judge

labor laws suck. I have carpal tunnel syndrome in both wrists and just pop ibuprofens throughout the day. I recommend whiskey.

I'm moving tomorrow and my fiance has a job orientation all day tomorrow. Hooray for moving furniture by yourself! I am considering going to Home Depot and hiring two guys to help me. $40 each for maybe 3 hours work sound ok or am I being stingy?

you're gonna tell me a Mexican is gonna go to Home Depot to hire Mexicans for labor



MIND BLOWN.

If I was closer than 5 hours adam Id lend what hand I could

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #369 on: June 27, 2015, 08:33:56 AM »
Has the internet gotten slower? seems like nowadays web pages take ages to load compared to 2 or 3 years ago. Not BG though.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #370 on: June 27, 2015, 12:42:54 PM »
I'm so fucking busy.

Our baby girl is due on Sep 1st, so we're getting the house ready. Installing bamboo floors, switching rooms around, then making a bedroom into the nursery. Also painting two rooms. Then all the baby shopping, planning, classes, etc.

I need to get some small to medium sized jobs done on my Golf, XR400, and the 4runner. I really hope to have it all done this summer but the house takes priority.

Bike riding has turned into a weekly occurrence at best.

On the upside, we CANNOT WAIT to see our baby girl and hold her. Call me a pussy/softie/whatever you want, we're already in love with this tiny human. The new job this year is going well, 8 hours goes by quickly when we design/fab/sell an awesome product and the company is great.
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #371 on: June 27, 2015, 12:45:18 PM »
Also, it's FUCKING HOT in the PNW right now.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #372 on: June 27, 2015, 12:46:23 PM »
Has the internet gotten slower? seems like nowadays web pages take ages to load compared to 2 or 3 years ago. Not BG though.

Pages keep getting heavier and heavier so there's just so much more to load, it's BS IMO. I am surprised when I run across a page that's just text and HTML formatting because it loads so damn fast.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #373 on: June 27, 2015, 01:42:34 PM »
Question for those of you who have been reproducing lately: do you worry that your wife is going to get fat and unappealing after childbirth and you won't be attracted to her anymore?

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #374 on: June 27, 2015, 02:26:15 PM »
I'm an asshole about it. I give her shit all the time but we see eye to eye on stuff like that. Don't wanna be the fat miserable couple that doesn't bone anymore.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
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