New Random Thoughts Thread

[BilboBaggins]

My son was born yesterday morning at 4:19 am. 8lbs 10oz 21.65 inches long 

[ginger]

Nice one mate, enjoy the sludge poo.

[Prodigal Son]

Right on young Bill! Halfway til I send my sample in to get verified a zero count.

[Narcoleptic Insomniac]

How does that work? you shoot seedless juice?

[Prodigal Son]

Skeetin only semen.

[Narcoleptic Insomniac]

Does it look any different?

[Prodigal Son]

Does it look any different?

There was blood the first one. Other than that, no. Sperm only accounts for like 1/20th of your shit so you wouldn't notice.

[ginger]

Does that mean your jizz goes down the drain easier when you jerk it in the shower? Like you know how when you go to wash it down and the super chunky sperm part gets stuck to your foot? Does that go away?

Because if it does, I will get a v tomorrow.

[Prodigal Son]

Get a Teflon shower!

[condrbkr]

My son was born yesterday morning at 4:19 am. 8lbs 10oz 21.65 inches long 

Congrats man! 1 minute away from being 4:20 though!

[JFax]

Does that mean your jizz goes down the drain easier when you jerk it in the shower? Like you know how when you go to wash it down and the super chunky sperm part gets stuck to your foot? Does that go away?

Because if it does, I will get a v tomorrow.

Just wank more. Obly becomes chunky if you dont ejaculate for a few days

[thatotherguy84]

Just got into Germany, anyone got anything I should check out? I'll be staying around Hamburg til Monday.

[hugh.]

My son was born yesterday morning at 4:19 am. 8lbs 10oz 21.65 inches long 

Congrats!

Got an email today from the Malta Police Force saying they have recovered my phone! Stoked!

[Alex.]

Does that mean your jizz goes down the drain easier when you jerk it in the shower? Like you know how when you go to wash it down and the super chunky sperm part gets stuck to your foot? Does that go away?

Because if it does, I will get a v tomorrow.

Just wank more. Obly becomes chunky if you dont ejaculate for a few days

If you wash it off with warm/hot water, it will lump up and get sticky. Use colder water to wash it down the drain or off your face.

[LuckyLuke]

Does that mean your jizz goes down the drain easier when you jerk it in the shower? Like you know how when you go to wash it down and the super chunky sperm part gets stuck to your foot? Does that go away?

Because if it does, I will get a v tomorrow.

Just wank more. Obly becomes chunky if you dont ejaculate for a few days

If you wash it off with warm/hot water, it will lump up and get sticky. Use colder water to wash it down the drain or off your face.

lulz.