hella new school geo makes our tricks look dumb.

[sans.terre]

whips look weak as fuck these days
bars still hold they own, but theres more to life...
nose manuals are no longer thrill rides - just bent legged barhumps and not edwin in barcelona OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
manuals look so..so lame.
u cant table with 4 pegs. fact.

if i see one more fetus-armed manbunned 4 pegged 2.4 clown ima throw a midschool pantera at em u know wat im sayin
andrew castanedas got it goin on tho. guy is dope.

the balance points are so radically changed. wtf guys.
remember when our tricks were cool?
im not sayin lets go making everything difficult.
but rly come on.

try walkin around holding urself all upright like that in the clink
imabout to find myself a new fishy u know what im sayin
ima be back for that cocktail....FRUIT!

[tecnic1]

go cry emoboy

[Prodigal Son]

But really.

Come on.

[sans.terre]

go cry emoboy

i bet youze a fish runin 4 pegs thinkin hes hard 4 da oppsfeebs easy 3 kinda bitch aint u fish

[Cole]

What the fuck did I just read?

[tecnic1]

go cry emoboy

i bet youze a fish runin 4 pegs thinkin hes hard 4 da oppsfeebs easy 3 kinda bitch aint u fish

I'm not a fish, I'm a mammal, human to be specific.

I only run two pegs, however I occasionally don't run any.  Kinda depends on my mood.

I certainly think I'm hard from time to time though.  The older I get, the less frequent that happens, but they make drugs for that. I may look into that soon.

I don't know what "4 da oppsfeebs easy 3" is. I'm guessing it's a trick, which means I can't do it.  I'm not very good.

Depending on your definition of "bitch", I don't think I can dispute the accuracy of that statement.  If you define it in the literal sense, I'm not female, and not a dog, so that's not true; however, I do go to sleep at like 10:00pm, and I frequently make plans and don't carry them out so you could say I "bitch out" a lot.

I've already discussed my fishness.

So I retort by inviting you to go into a corner, crank up some Panic at the Disco on your Skullcandies, and cry big wet crocadile tears over the death of street riding.  I.e., go cry emoboy.

[G]

u cant table with 4 pegs. fact.

Exhibit A:




But really I have no idea why I am dignifying this with a response...


G.

[BilboBaggins]

Dig that manbunned comment

[sans.terre]

lol fuck out here wit ur splash attack lolfish

u cant table with 4 pegs. fact.

Exhibit A: tabe
G.

Exhibit B: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sans.terre]

"I think...no...i'm...pretty sure u cant tabe wit 4 pegs."

[tecnic1]

But really I have no idea why I am dignifying this with a response...


G.

It's been really really slow at work.  Shit like this just makes my day.

[Kinchy]

Top thread, best thing on here in ages.

I actually agree with the but about balance points being all weird on newer frames, old manuals and nose manuals looked so much better. Not sure about the 4 pegs table thing though.

[ginger]

Magikarp comment wiis, fuck all you fish.

[bluebmx]

Not bad for a 13 inch backend and 4 pegs I think. Half cab table http://instagram.com/p/e7l6eKjCZ5/?modal=true

And a forwards table that's a bit better: http://instagram.com/p/cHUuf6DCdm/?modal=true

[meathead]

well at least you mention something rad.



PAN-FUCKIN-TERA!