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hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« on: February 06, 2015, 12:07:31 PM »
Hey bikeguys , havent been on here for some time now. Laptop died and I couldnt log in for some reason and server didnt send a new password. So months later it finally did when I reset it again.
Feels good to be back though this place looks pretty dead.

Anyways my boss here in Norway thought it'd be great to go to Miami. We will be there for a week and the last 3 days were going to Miami international boat show 2015 (im a boatbuilder / welder)

So the first 3-4 days I could go walkabout.

Any suggestions Welcome what to do, where to go?

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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2015, 01:17:23 PM »
Browse http://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan and see what you're in for.

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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2015, 01:52:56 PM »
Hit up Dick

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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2015, 02:18:22 PM »
If you're coming to the states for the first time I'd suggest you visit a different state besides Florida, as in anywhere else. That state is definition of awful.

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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2015, 03:16:31 PM »
If you're coming to the states for the first time I'd suggest you visit a different state besides Florida, as in anywhere else. That state is definition of awful.

All those stereotypes you hear of Americans on the internet, all come true in Florida.

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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2015, 04:42:44 PM »
If you're coming to the states for the first time I'd suggest you visit a different state besides Florida, as in anywhere else. That state is definition of awful.

All those stereotypes you hear of Americans on the internet, all come true in Florida.


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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2015, 05:31:59 PM »
I know some Floridians and they are all quintessential 'muricah.
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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2015, 06:06:32 PM »
Some of the nicest guys I've ever met live in Florida. I've only really explored the Sarasota/Tampa area though so i can't help you much on the Miami scene.
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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2015, 06:08:05 PM »
Lots of cocaine

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2015, 07:54:40 PM »
You'll enjoy Texas more. Fuck Florida.
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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2015, 10:43:24 AM »
If you like trailer parks, shitty beer, tramp stamps and bugs you'll love it. And every time ive ever been there its been miserably hot and humid. id rather hang out in new jersey then florida. fuck florida place is an asshole.
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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2015, 10:54:35 AM »
I went to Florida around this time a few years ago and it was awesome.
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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2015, 11:29:04 AM »
Also, go to a Florida Panthers game. Something like 14 bucks will get you a ticket, 2 beers and 2 hot dogs if the rumour is true. They literally give their tickets away, and can only get dozens of people to show up for the games.
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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2015, 12:57:56 PM »
you have to embrace the stereotypes.

few things i would try to do:

shoot a shotgun
see a gator
go muddin'
one of those hovercrafts in the everglades
wear an all white suit in miami
watch cuban guys crush playin' baseball
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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2015, 10:07:53 PM »
Talk to James (Farva, aka Native bikes) and see what he can put together. I'd definitely do some Murrican stuff while down there and have a good time.

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Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
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