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The Lounge / Sexret santa?

« on: November 11, 2016, 01:40:59 PM »

Should I bother?

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The Lounge / Re: Who are you guys voting for?

« on: November 10, 2016, 08:51:00 PM »

Luckily I have a death wish so this is perfect news to me.

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The Lounge / Re: Who are you guys voting for?

« on: November 09, 2016, 10:46:40 AM »

For fucking serious? Both you jackasses that voted 3rd party can literally eat my fucking cock right now.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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The Lounge / Re: Who are you guys voting for?

« on: November 08, 2016, 08:35:44 PM »

I'm voting for no condoms in porn.

I almost bet $500 on Hillary winning becasue it seemed like easy money but missed the deadline due to work. By how it's looking right now, I'm glad I wasn't able to. I wouldn't be able to sleep... haha.

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The Lounge / Re: post BG redux PAPOY

« on: October 18, 2016, 07:47:16 PM »

He's one of them non meat eaters. That likely has something to do with it.

Usually those maniacs look ghastly though. I think he made a deal with the devil.

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The Lounge / Re: The Music Thread

« on: October 02, 2016, 01:18:11 PM »

Anyone ever heard of Trophy Eyes? New favorite band. So stoked for the new album.

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The Lounge / Re: New Random Thoughts Thread

« on: October 02, 2016, 01:16:00 PM »

We're all so happy you went in a different life path than to stay with the child of the 1985 comedy adventure "the Goonies".

Congratulations man! Hope your wife and kiddo are healthy!

Lmfao. I forgot all about that. Thanks for the laugh

Congrats Adam!

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The Lounge / Re: post BG redux PAPOY

« on: October 02, 2016, 01:14:12 PM »

Other than hair length, you've looked the same for like the past 10 years. What's the trick?!

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The Lounge / Re: New Random Thoughts Thread

« on: August 12, 2016, 07:32:08 PM »

I feel super stuck.

I like getting up in them walls but at the same time... There's always man ass. So conflicted. Help me out BG.

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The Lounge / Re: PAPOY Tattoos

« on: June 24, 2016, 09:40:38 PM »

Probably going to get this on my left calf.

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The Lounge / Re: Question about weddings

« on: June 08, 2016, 10:13:30 PM »

As for the gift: get whatever you would get for Bikeguide SecretSanta and your're set.

I mean, it's hard to go wrong with a pocket pussy and a cock pump.

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The Lounge / Re: post BG redux PAPOY

« on: June 05, 2016, 01:23:20 AM »

Looks like you sucker punched that chick and took it from her.

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The Lounge / Re: Question about weddings

« on: June 02, 2016, 11:12:43 PM »

I usually just give enough cash to cover what I think the food costs. I'm not compensating for the alcohol, if you want me to come to your shitty wedding then you can at least get me drunk.

Basically dress up like you're a million dollar man and leave the venue looking like a total piece of shit with 50% of attendees wishing they had never met you. If you achieve anything less than that, you may as well have stayed at home. Extra points if you fuck a bridesmaid.

This is so accurate. 100% accurate. If you don't know what to get them for a gift and they don't have some wish list, just give them some cash + the cost of your meal. I think I usually just drop off a card with a $100 in it if there's an open bar and the food's good. Make friends with people so it's not a terribly boring thing and get drunk, but not too drunk where you make an ass of yourself at their wedding.

Hopefully the DJ is relevant so hitting the dance floor isn't a chore but it's always nice to make it look like they spent their money well on the weekend warrior DJ.

I've never been to a Muslim wedding but it sound like proper garbage. Bring a couple water bottles with silver tequila in them instead and take a shit on the dance floor if they question why you seem to be acting strange.

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The Lounge / Re: Vote Merry!

« on: May 30, 2016, 06:31:43 PM »

You owe us a round.

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The Lounge / Re: New Random Thoughts Thread

« on: May 24, 2016, 12:35:58 PM »

Fuck you guys and all this ice cream talk. Now I need to go buy some.