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Title: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: Alex. on December 09, 2017, 08:46:01 PM
So I got really bad swass the other day at work and my asscrack/asshole was pretty raw and in rough shape. I don't have any lotion or vaseline but I had some cherry flavoured chapstic and swiped it up and down my ass a few times. Whenever I'd fart the next day it'd smell like cherries and a subtle shit scent. I think I might just keep putting chapstic on my ass after I get out of the shower to hide the smell of my farts.

Discuss.
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: andreas on December 09, 2017, 09:28:15 PM
if you put triple antibiotic lotion on ur butthole when its raw it'll heal it up quick.
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: Narcoleptic Insomniac on December 09, 2017, 09:58:43 PM
Cherry farts can only be a good thing
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: Bunky on December 10, 2017, 08:10:47 AM
Gold bond in the ass crack is a life saver.  Pretty much standard operating procedure whenever I work gigs on-site.
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: paranoidmexican on December 11, 2017, 03:46:52 AM
Baby powder
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: weedbix on December 12, 2017, 02:47:45 AM
Nice story but it was a rimjob wasn't it
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: Prodigal Son on December 12, 2017, 12:05:11 PM
Has anyone ventured into prostate excitement yet?
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: Alex. on December 12, 2017, 06:17:42 PM
Quote from: Prodigal Son on December 12, 2017, 12:05:11 PM
Has anyone ventured into prostate excitement yet?

You mean outside of the shower?
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: Prodigal Son on December 12, 2017, 06:45:33 PM
You go that deep in the shower?
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: weedbix on December 12, 2017, 08:37:21 PM
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Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: Alex. on December 12, 2017, 09:30:14 PM
Quote from: Prodigal Son on December 12, 2017, 06:45:33 PM
You go that deep in the shower?

Sometimes I wish I had more knuckles.
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: MEAT on December 15, 2017, 05:40:37 AM
Use a quality set of long handled allen keys, work up from 5mm.
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: JohnW on December 29, 2017, 02:24:00 PM
How do you keep from mixing up your tubes of chapstick? Or do you just use one for everything?
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: weedbix on December 29, 2017, 06:24:08 PM
'Jeez your lips look dry, wanna use some of my cherry flavoured chapstick?' you know you want to
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: chubbs on January 06, 2018, 09:12:14 AM
Quote from: Alex. on December 12, 2017, 09:30:14 PM
Quote from: Prodigal Son on December 12, 2017, 06:45:33 PM
You go that deep in the shower?

Sometimes I wish I had more knuckles.

quoted for truth.
Title: Re: Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?
Post by: Alex. on January 09, 2018, 12:04:42 AM
Quote from: JohnW on December 29, 2017, 02:24:00 PM
How do you keep from mixing up your tubes of chapstick? Or do you just use one for everything?

Non flavored for the lips, yo.