Bikeguide.org - Bike maintenance for BMX'ers

The Street => The Lounge => Topic started by: dude... on January 13, 2016, 06:08:22 PM

Title: you bunch of old *****
Post by: dude... on January 13, 2016, 06:08:22 PM
how old is everyone left on here now? im 29 on tuesday, depresh

EDIT:

It's bunch not bunce ya fuckin' retard.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: chubbs on January 13, 2016, 07:15:20 PM
I'll be 24 in a few weeks.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Prodigal Son on January 13, 2016, 08:55:07 PM
29 and 23/12ths.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: 14thStbikes on January 13, 2016, 09:09:00 PM
33 going on 16
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ginger on January 13, 2016, 09:28:15 PM
8.276*pi
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Aesop Rock on January 13, 2016, 11:20:32 PM
30 in 6 weeks. Shieeeet.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: GUMP_ on January 13, 2016, 11:28:26 PM
30. And feel old as fuck
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: amishrob on January 14, 2016, 12:04:15 AM
29.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: weedbix on January 14, 2016, 12:09:52 AM
This year I'll be 35. I took up BMX when I was 11
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Brooklynrider on January 14, 2016, 01:07:38 AM
22
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: O.G. David on January 14, 2016, 01:28:22 AM
21, it's been a decade since i got my first bmx.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Kinchy on January 14, 2016, 01:36:57 AM
27. Got a house and a kid and go to bed at 9pm.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Dr. Lucien Sanchez on January 14, 2016, 03:03:51 AM
32
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Dr. Steve Brule on January 14, 2016, 03:40:06 AM
31, brutal.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ginger on January 14, 2016, 03:49:17 AM
27. Got a house and a kid and go to bed at 9pm.

Aye, we should hang out. Early though, like 6-6.30 type deal.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: LukeTom on January 14, 2016, 05:28:24 AM
19, Fuckk looks like I am the youngest here
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: paranoidmexican on January 14, 2016, 06:31:55 AM
I'll be 26 on Cinco de Mayo
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Kinchy on January 14, 2016, 06:39:06 AM
27. Got a house and a kid and go to bed at 9pm.

Aye, we should hang out. Early though, like 6-6.30 type deal.

Or 5.30am.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: MEAT on January 14, 2016, 07:57:00 AM
Approx bronze age. Bg dad chat: came to renew my mortgage yesterday, turns out I'd paid £41,000 over the first 5 yr period, 37k of that was interest. 'Oh bother' I said.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Dr. Steve Brule on January 14, 2016, 08:11:02 AM
Aye mortgages are a shiter in that way. I put an extra £100 a month on top of mine, worked out decent as after 5 years of owning when me and the ex-Mrs sold it I had an extra 6k put into it.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Kinchy on January 14, 2016, 08:44:27 AM
Mortgages are a fucking joke, I pay 650 a month and only 110 is actually taken off
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Bunky on January 14, 2016, 09:53:36 AM
I turn 32 at the end of next month.

It doesn't feel right at all.  Seriously, I feel like I'm perpetually 27 now.  Except that I own a house and have practically adopted my girlfriends kid.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: (jeff) on January 14, 2016, 11:32:22 AM
I turned 29 yesterday.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: MEAT on January 14, 2016, 01:52:07 PM
1.9% with zero fees now though losers, sexier than anything from the 'attractive women' thread (rip).
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: happycatbasket on January 14, 2016, 02:08:19 PM
Just turned 29. Still no savings to speak of because I'm choosing location over income. When will I learn? At least I get to ride something every day.

Dreading every single step towards the inevitable shift of emphasis from flexibility to income. ):
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ginger on January 14, 2016, 04:23:26 PM
1.9% with zero fees now though losers, sexier than anything from the 'attractive women' thread (rip).

Dayumn, that is low.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: dude... on January 14, 2016, 05:58:34 PM
1.9% with zero fees now though losers, sexier than anything from the 'attractive women' thread (rip).

Dayumn, that is low.

im so hard right now. still renting fml
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Narcoleptic Insomniac on January 14, 2016, 06:21:09 PM
31. Guess I should start saving for retirement.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ginger on January 14, 2016, 07:44:54 PM
1.9% with zero fees now though losers, sexier than anything from the 'attractive women' thread (rip).
Dayumn, that is low.

im so hard right now. still renting fml



Same. Even rent is getting ridiculous around my side of town at the moment. $375/week for a townhouse with fuck all storage space.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: sokoloka on January 14, 2016, 08:08:52 PM
Turning 29 here come May.

1.9% with zero fees now though losers, sexier than anything from the 'attractive women' thread (rip).

What are the details on a loan like that?  How long of a term are we talking?  I'm at 3.875% for 30 on a non conforming jumbo, pretty much caught the bottom of the market.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ralph wiggum on January 14, 2016, 08:18:53 PM
29 in April.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: dude... on January 14, 2016, 10:51:25 PM
1.9% with zero fees now though losers, sexier than anything from the 'attractive women' thread (rip).
Dayumn, that is low.

im so hard right now. still renting fml



Same. Even rent is getting ridiculous around my side of town at the moment. $375/week for a townhouse with fuck all storage space.

450 pw 3 bed 2 bath, split with my gf tho so half that. still pricey when all youre doing is helping someone else pay off their mortgage. perth prices are fucked generally, mining boom is over everyone, srsly
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ginger on January 14, 2016, 11:25:00 PM
I'll just sit back and wait for Barnett to fuck your state even harder. When Nehan starts screaming for more GST and everyone else says no, then I might buy up in Freo.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: MEAT on January 15, 2016, 01:01:18 AM
Its 2 yr fixed, with the bank of Ireland I think, paying just under 100k off over 17yrs, £580 pcm. While 90% of my money has gone straight in the bankers wallet, our house has increased in by value (middle class gainz yo) so our mortgage to house value is now just below 75%, my grown up missus says thats a good thing in mortgage terms....

If this thread can be made any less bmx, ill be impressed, anyone have any exciting jam making plans next year? Herbaceous borders going to be big in 2016? Anything hot in practical knitwear?
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Karsten4130 on January 15, 2016, 11:48:45 AM
I'm 36, youngsters.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: RevShawn on January 15, 2016, 01:31:40 PM

46 in March
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Danno on January 15, 2016, 02:15:29 PM
I'm 28 and in the last 3 months I've become a mountain biking, kitten fathering home owner that still rides BMX twice a week. Life is good!
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: BonerhasBent on January 15, 2016, 02:18:18 PM
28 up in dis bitch!
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: LeonLikesToRock on January 15, 2016, 04:54:02 PM
29. I have old man back.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: torontoflatlander on January 15, 2016, 05:58:29 PM
29 this year. Everything hurts.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Tony Harrison on January 15, 2016, 07:39:48 PM
23. Quit riding to wear a suit every day and make rich people richer. Sound.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Donald on January 15, 2016, 08:53:28 PM
28 in a month. Married. Have an apartment finally. Still ride every weekend. Decent job. Life is pretty pretty good.

You dudes that are my age and owning houses make me feel inadequate.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Hank Chinaski on January 15, 2016, 10:02:19 PM
28 in a month. Married. Have an apartment finally. Still ride every weekend. Decent job. Life is pretty pretty good.

You dudes that are my age and owning houses make me feel inadequate.

Southern California is one of the worst real estate markets in the country though.

32 years old.  About to get married this year and then travel around for a bit longer.  Trying to wait on having a family until I've gotten most of my wild oats sewn.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Sebastian on January 16, 2016, 09:19:24 AM
28 years old.  Not married but will have been living with the lady for a couple years this spring.  Kids; hell nah.  No pets anymore either, and not in a huge hurry to adopt more.

Would eventually like to own a home but the housing market where I live and work is fucking bonkers right now.  I'm hoping my landlord decides to sell off some of her buildings in her old age so I can actually buy one for a reasonable price (she's done it before and I've known her for years so that's not as implausible as it sounds).  Either way, I like my neighborhood and I'm staying here even if I have to keep renting.

Business ownership includes enough responsibility that I feel like a real adult finally, but I'm still afforded enough free time to have fun.  All in all enjoying my late 20s, the lifestyle is pretty good.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: PabstBlueRibbon on January 16, 2016, 12:30:13 PM
28
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Sasper on January 16, 2016, 12:57:34 PM
I am not sure, I think I am 27 , man  the years have passed , lower back surgery , now can hopefully pickup riding again in the spring after a year off , before I could only ride littlebit. disc prolapse.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Tall Opinion on January 17, 2016, 04:15:05 PM
24. Got my career sorted out a year ago and currently still living with my parents and stacking money to buy a house in the next year or two. Barely ever ride my bike anymore but I still skate all the time.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Scunny on January 19, 2016, 03:04:28 AM
30, gf, dogs x2, mortgage (which we just renewed @ £200 per month less than we were paying and shortened the term by 12 years, yes m8).

Not ridden a bmx in 2 years, just come here out of habit. I ride road and mtb all the time though, which probs make me no different then most of the 25+ guys on here.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Finn the Human on January 19, 2016, 08:01:48 AM
24, living in a flat with my two cats. Looking at getting a house/mortgage with a friend. Haven't ridden BMX in years, starting to get career shit together and it looks as though I'm going to finally finish learning to drive.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: dude... on January 19, 2016, 05:43:42 PM
i still ride at least 1-2 times a week, got an awesome scene where i live with people of a variety of ages to ride with though which makes a huge difference. everyone meets up at the skatepark on wednesdays, and theres always plenty of beer and other substances for riders who dont actually wanna ride and just hang out instead. pretty lucky
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Allah on January 20, 2016, 04:01:09 PM
25, worrying about my tax return. Still ride a lot, not making much improvement, enjoy it but wish I had some trails. Most of my good friends from BMX have bigwheels now.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: tim_sch on January 20, 2016, 04:54:46 PM
18, officially Bikeguide's youngest member or what?
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ginger on January 20, 2016, 06:35:23 PM
Just found out my sister+brother-in-law are up to their eyeballs in mortgage repayments and credit card debt. Both just hit 30 and only lived on their own for 2 years. A part of me is concerned, but a little part of me is giggling my arse off at the hypocritical austerity language they are now using.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Oddity on January 21, 2016, 01:33:26 AM
Will be 30 in a few weeks.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Alex. on January 21, 2016, 03:04:10 AM
24. Though in the shower the other day I had to do math to remember how old I was. Luckily at first I was thinking I was 25 but it didn't seem like I was that fuckin' dusty yet.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: BilboBaggins on January 27, 2016, 12:52:15 AM
20 ,being a member of dadguide.org Haven't touched my bike in months.  :-\ did however take my wife and son to the oss shop on a sunday last weekend (mind you, it's in the shit ass part of shit ass los angeles) and it felt weird not needing anything from a bike shop. Still working full time 6 days a week trying to make the best of what I have for the time being. Wife is finishing up her culinary degree atm, son is 7 months and some change.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: GUMP_ on January 27, 2016, 06:46:34 AM
Mortgage stuff sucks. Lucky my place is only $150,000. But in the middle of bum fuck nowhere but it's 15mins from work.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Kinchy on January 27, 2016, 07:24:13 AM
But in the middle of bum fuck nowhere but it's 15mins from work.

Living the dream
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: GUMP_ on January 27, 2016, 12:00:57 PM
But in the middle of bum fuck nowhere but it's 15mins from work.

Living the dream

It's pretty nice really 1/2 acre block, 2x1. With a 6mx6m shed. It's enough room for the wife, 2 dogs, 2cats and myself. Plus it Backs onto bush land so soon as I pull finger I'm going to build a pump track or baby trails with lots of table tops
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ginger on January 27, 2016, 04:21:18 PM
That sounds excellent. A part of me wants to move out a bit further, get a decent block and work from home, but there's no good pubs.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: paranoidmexican on January 27, 2016, 05:02:55 PM
That sounds excellent. A part of me wants to move out a bit further, get a decent block and work from home, but there's no good pubs.

drink at home, be a hermit.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ginger on January 27, 2016, 05:41:36 PM
I'm a social butterfly. Oh, and I need to be close to the airport for work.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: GUMP_ on January 27, 2016, 11:18:35 PM
The town closest to me (7k away has three pubs and a cidery). This is about to get full blown old man but I'm really loving having a veggie patch and some gardens. Hate mowing the lawn but feels good mowing my lawn
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ediotism on January 28, 2016, 12:10:03 AM
Aye mortgages are a shiter in that way. I put an extra £100 a month on top of mine, worked out decent as after 5 years of owning when me and the ex-Mrs sold it I had an extra 6k put into it.

Approx bronze age. Bg dad chat: came to renew my mortgage yesterday, turns out I'd paid £41,000 over the first 5 yr period, 37k of that was interest. 'Oh bother' I said.


i'm not 100% on retail residential mortgages in the UK, but after your initial two years fixed terms, you have no more penalty to shop around. This means a basic move called re-financing is possible - basically you find a bank that offers lower interest rate, you shift your mortgage over to them, the new bank pays off the amount you owe the original bank immediately in a lump sum, then you owe the same amount OF PRINCIIPAL to the new bank. and since they use a lower interest rate, you end up paying less as interests.

you can therefore decide to pay the same amount each month and pay off the house sooner, or stay with the same payment period and pay less each month.

you can basically just go into each bank and ask to talk a a mortgage advisor, and tell them you're ready to refiance your house, and you'll be shopping around all the banks for the best rates, then ask them what they can offer. shop around and let the banks offer you rates.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ediotism on January 28, 2016, 12:14:17 AM
Just found out my sister+brother-in-law are up to their eyeballs in mortgage repayments and credit card debt.

if you feel generous enough to give them a piece of advice, credit card debt is the worst debt that one can have, since they charge an effective interest rate of 20-60% APR, whereas a mortgage can be from 2%-7% APR. What they want to do, is to ask the bank if the mortgage can be extended at all, and reborrow however much is needed to pay off teh credit card debt IMMEDIATELY.

sell a liver, rob a blind 5 year old autistic grandmother or whatever, steal cigarettes instead of smoking, whatever. pay off the credit card debt IMMEDIATELY.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Dr. Steve Brule on January 28, 2016, 03:36:37 AM
Aye mortgages are a shiter in that way. I put an extra £100 a month on top of mine, worked out decent as after 5 years of owning when me and the ex-Mrs sold it I had an extra 6k put into it.

Approx bronze age. Bg dad chat: came to renew my mortgage yesterday, turns out I'd paid £41,000 over the first 5 yr period, 37k of that was interest. 'Oh bother' I said.


i'm not 100% on retail residential mortgages in the UK, but after your initial two years fixed terms, you have no more penalty to shop around. This means a basic move called re-financing is possible - basically you find a bank that offers lower interest rate, you shift your mortgage over to them, the new bank pays off the amount you owe the original bank immediately in a lump sum, then you owe the same amount OF PRINCIIPAL to the new bank. and since they use a lower interest rate, you end up paying less as interests.

you can therefore decide to pay the same amount each month and pay off the house sooner, or stay with the same payment period and pay less each month.

you can basically just go into each bank and ask to talk a a mortgage advisor, and tell them you're ready to refiance your house, and you'll be shopping around all the banks for the best rates, then ask them what they can offer. shop around and let the banks offer you rates.

Yep this is true. I ended up saving quite a bit on my monthly repayment with my first house when I did this as I rushed with the original mortgage due to pressure from the seller / estate agent.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ginger on January 28, 2016, 04:44:48 AM
if you feel generous enough to give them a piece of advice, credit card debt is the worst debt that one can have, since they charge an effective interest rate of 20-60% APR, whereas a mortgage can be from 2%-7% APR. What they want to do, is to ask the bank if the mortgage can be extended at all, and reborrow however much is needed to pay off teh credit card debt IMMEDIATELY.

sell a liver, rob a blind 5 year old autistic grandmother or whatever, steal cigarettes instead of smoking, whatever. pay off the credit card debt IMMEDIATELY.

Don't worry, I know all this and I probably should tell them but I'm too busy dying from a dire case of schadenfreude.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Kinchy on January 28, 2016, 06:57:57 AM
Credit cards can be a good way to get short term low interest finance. After I racked up a silly amount of overdraft as a student I moved it onto an interest free credit card and pay it off monthly before the 0% offer runs out. We also use one to pay our car insurance as its cheaper to pay it in one go than on a monthly basis, and then just pay it off each month to the credit card.

In regards to the mortgage, definitely best to remortgage every few years and get a cheaper deal. We went through a broker with our first mortgage, £250 fee and he will remortgage our property for as long as we are in it now for no extra cost.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ediotism on January 28, 2016, 11:15:55 AM
Don't worry, I know all this and I probably should tell them but I'm too busy dying from a dire case of schadenfreude.

apologies if i come across as patronising, been on this board for so long it always felt like we're all a bunch of teenagers.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: ginger on January 28, 2016, 05:04:16 PM
Still a teen at heart I think.

As for remortgaging, they haven't had the house long enough to do that and it would only be a small saving in any case. I think they've just sorely underestimated the costs of the real world and have no desire to change their lifestyle.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: Aesop Rock on January 29, 2016, 03:16:10 PM
if you feel generous enough to give them a piece of advice, credit card debt is the worst debt that one can have, since they charge an effective interest rate of 20-60% APR, whereas a mortgage can be from 2%-7% APR. What they want to do, is to ask the bank if the mortgage can be extended at all, and reborrow however much is needed to pay off teh credit card debt IMMEDIATELY.

sell a liver, rob a blind 5 year old autistic grandmother or whatever, steal cigarettes instead of smoking, whatever. pay off the credit card debt IMMEDIATELY.

Don't worry, I know all this and I probably should tell them but I'm too busy dying from a dire case of schadenfreude.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3_DjiLLDfo
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: joelite44 on February 04, 2016, 05:09:59 PM
25 feels like 27. About to finish uni and whatevers next will be good.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: condrbkr on February 14, 2016, 02:25:40 AM
25. The thought of paying mortgages one day scares me.
Title: Re: you bunce of old *****
Post by: pegs on February 14, 2016, 09:54:05 AM
29 next week, fucks sake
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Scunny on February 15, 2016, 11:40:51 AM
Need to add to this adult chat - just found out the gf is preggers with twins.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: paranoidmexican on February 15, 2016, 01:39:58 PM
Need to add to this adult chat - just found out the gf is preggers with twins.

You're a lucky man. We're going to the doctors Wednesday to see if we can even have kids. Fingers crossed that we aren't a  couple incapable of having kids
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: ginger on February 15, 2016, 04:07:15 PM
Is that a good preggers, or a bad preggers? At least with twins you can get it all out of the way at once. Who in their right mind would want more than 2, honestly.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: dude... on February 15, 2016, 07:01:59 PM
my gf is militantly against having kids, score!
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Scunny on February 15, 2016, 10:56:08 PM
Is that a good preggers, or a bad preggers? At least with twins you can get it all out of the way at once. Who in their right mind would want more than 2, honestly.

Good preggers (one would have been better but beggars can't be choosers), been doing IVF for the past year so i'm just glad that shit is finally over.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Prodigal Son on February 15, 2016, 11:55:57 PM

You're a lucky man. We're going to the doctors Wednesday to see if we can even have kids. Fingers crossed that we aren't a  couple incapable of having kids

Ahhh, such a good life. Doing whatever the fuck we want. No bags, no pills, never a worry about shooting a mistake. Score indeed Ben.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Dr. Steve Brule on February 16, 2016, 04:06:10 AM
Yeah my Mrs has no interest in kids luckily, one of these career types. Saying that, twins would be good as you get them both out of the way at once, would probably save a few quid in the long run. Until they both want to go to Uni or pester for bikes / cars / Playstation 8s at the same time.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: MEAT on February 16, 2016, 08:45:16 AM
my gf is militantly against having kids, score!
Yeah my Mrs has no interest in kids luckily


Congrats you guys are definitely safe then, phew!!
(tick tick tick....)


Also exciting news obituary fans, i have a hernia in my hip, im trying to sell it as a sports injury, but kidding no one.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Kinchy on February 16, 2016, 10:22:10 AM
Is that a good preggers, or a bad preggers? At least with twins you can get it all out of the way at once. Who in their right mind would want more than 2, honestly.

Good preggers (one would have been better but beggars can't be choosers), been doing IVF for the past year so i'm just glad that shit is finally over.

Congrats on that. One is pretty tough, so two is definitely going to be a struggle but will be worth it in the long run. My gf is a twin and she loves it.

My neighbour has been doing IVF and just found out she's having triplets......
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: smalley on February 17, 2016, 08:55:58 AM
Need to add to this adult chat - just found out the gf is preggers with twins.

Shit scunny thats luda!!! congrats
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Skypilot on February 21, 2016, 11:07:04 AM
Hey there!
It's been a while
28 in march, getting married in august
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Kaylin on February 21, 2016, 09:33:40 PM
27, joined this site back in 05.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Ilari on February 24, 2016, 02:25:08 PM
Turning 25 this spring. Didn't feel too old before I stumbled in here. Man, it's been years since I frequented this board. I quit riding like three years ago but now I've been looking at mountain bikes... So expensive though.

Currently getting my master's degree in economics. Already moved from graphic t-shirts to polos, button ups and blazers. I also started playing golf, and became interested in wine. My gf says that I'm a 40-year-old man trapped in a 24-year-old body.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: GUMP_ on March 04, 2016, 11:40:02 PM
I've gone from wanting kids through to figuring out I'm too bloody selfish and don't really want them. The wife has gone from not wanting them to wanting thinking I'd be a good day.

Twins would be the best way to get it over and done with really.

Congrats to the future folks of familyguide
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: paranoidmexican on March 06, 2016, 07:54:57 PM
Just found out I'll be joining dadguide.....crazy
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Hank Chinaski on March 06, 2016, 09:41:51 PM
Congrats to all y'all having kids!  I got married on the sly a couple weeks ago.  We found out my fiance's grandfather has stage 4 lung cancer, maybe 3-6 months to live.  So we booked it out to LA and did a quick backyard thing with just 5 or 6 family members.  We're still going to have an actual wedding spring 2017 but I'm officially hitched as of now.  We plan on having kids but probably in 3 years or so.  We want to try and get a bunch of traveling and fun things done before settling down. 
We've also got a decent amount of credit card debt from moving twice in the last 2 years and having to pay for a surgery for one of our dogs.  We've decided to start using You Need A Budget this month and try to keep our spending habits in check.  I made a ton of money over the last six months and have very little in savings to show for it.  I got a bunch of awesome outdoors stuff and a full fly fishing setup though!
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: erenes on March 11, 2016, 05:22:23 PM
35, 2nd kid delivery in the next 0-9 days.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: MilkyWilky on March 12, 2016, 09:45:50 PM
27. 27.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: paranoidmexican on March 16, 2016, 03:50:42 PM
my baby....sooo excited. due date is oct 15. is there a dadguide thread? lol
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/10390951_10206050738567758_1175773820341469202_n.jpg?oh=9d294b941a72c65e9b23aee8d3d2033e&oe=57574B43)
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: ginger on March 16, 2016, 04:05:36 PM
Yeah, this is pretty much it.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Prof. Clenchington on March 18, 2016, 01:10:59 PM
Damn Bikeguide is getting old ;D

I'm 26, still ride a few times a week. I've been working out and stretching everyday so I don't feel so sore after riding.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: blueee on March 18, 2016, 03:34:57 PM
29 napping under a tarp fort in the Nola sunshine/rainstorms on a weekday afternoon

with a stripper, a pirate and a spring young chicken
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: ginger on April 12, 2016, 06:45:38 PM
So my partner and I separated at the beginning of March, single dad life for me now. It's weird as fuck having all this free time and I feel slightly younger than I did before, but at the same time even older.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Alex. on April 12, 2016, 06:56:40 PM
So my partner and I separated at the beginning of March, single dad life for me now. It's weird as fuck having all this free time and I feel slightly younger than I did before, but at the same time even older.

Why'd he break up with you?
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: ginger on April 12, 2016, 07:03:42 PM
I stopped letting him jizz in my butt.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Alex. on April 12, 2016, 07:56:56 PM
I stopped letting him jizz in my butt.

Fuck I don't blame him.

For real though, that's a bummer. Hope everything works out for ya'.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: ginger on April 12, 2016, 08:15:10 PM
It is what it is for now, but thanks man! I'm just distracting myself with work/study/sport/pussy and that's going ok so far haha.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Prodigal Son on April 12, 2016, 11:47:19 PM
Despite distraction that sucks. All the best in making it work.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Cole on April 13, 2016, 02:03:09 PM
So my partner and I separated at the beginning of March, single dad life for me now. It's weird as fuck having all this free time and I feel slightly younger than I did before, but at the same time even older.

It pleases me immensely to know that your girl left you with the kid so that she could find out how good the aboriginees are in the sack
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: ginger on April 13, 2016, 04:48:49 PM
That is bad, even for you. Lift your game, honestly. You're just embarrassing yourself now.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Cole on April 13, 2016, 06:35:43 PM
So it really doesn't bother you that bogans are currently stretching her vagina out beyond repair?

I guess the next step is for you to hold the camera and her hand, while your baby screams and cries from the next room.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Alex. on April 13, 2016, 06:45:10 PM
A new low for Cole. I'm impressed, honestly. You've really outdone yourself this time!
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: BilboBaggins on April 13, 2016, 06:59:24 PM
Shiiiit
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: ginger on April 13, 2016, 07:35:20 PM
I feel like I'm in a CoD lobby with a retarded 12 year old. Cole, did you fuck my mum?
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Cole on April 13, 2016, 07:45:04 PM
It would be cool if you could come back with something new, instead of going on about me being a cunt or stupid.

But, I get it, you're distracted by the thought of being left paying for a child while your girl goes cock crazy
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: ginger on April 13, 2016, 08:32:01 PM
You do such a good job of making yourself look bad that I barely have to think about my response.

As for my ex, she could do with a good dicking to be honest.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Alex. on April 13, 2016, 10:10:07 PM
For fucks sake, Cole. The first comment was an okay zinger at best. You're only making yourself look like an ass while trying to beat up on someone when they're in a rough situation. Though maybe that's tough to comprehend for a bitch made internet tough guy.

ginger's right. It'd be one thing if you were actualy funny, but you're on par with 13 year olds on XBOX right now. "LOL ur EX is having SEX" x3. Are serious dude? That's the best you have? Fuck outta here.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: dude... on April 13, 2016, 10:38:05 PM
seriously cole, youre an idiot. in a thread where everyone is talking about responsibilities and life after being a bmx punk kid, you come in with that kind of troll shit. cant believe im even having to say this but grow up. for your own sake, as well as ours
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: therussianbabe on April 13, 2016, 11:25:26 PM
I'll be 25 in July. Hard to believe I started my park rat BMX days 10 years ago and now I am getting ready to sit for my CFA and CFP designations. Times change and careers get in the way I guess, I still miss blasting quarters at the park though. I don't miss the fact that I knocked my teeth out doing so....
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Prodigal Son on April 14, 2016, 01:04:23 AM
I still don't think of myself of more than a punk kid. Level 3 punk kid with brain damage and sterilized, otherwise the same.

Speaking of one of those traits, ginger, a vasectomy ain't shit. Do it.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: ginger on April 14, 2016, 01:46:26 AM
A part of me wants to get the snip done, but at the same time I can't fully commit to it just yet. If my daughter hits 10 and I haven't found anybody else worthy of my seed, I'll probably get it done. Fuck having more kids that late in life.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Cole on April 14, 2016, 03:19:41 AM
I bet the apple won't fall far from the tree, and she'll run away to follow in mom's footsteps as soon as she can.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: paranoidmexican on April 14, 2016, 07:13:20 AM
I'll be finding the gender of my baby later this month.

ginger, that really sucks man. If me and my wife had to separate I think I'd lose my shit. Hope things pick up for you soon.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Bristow on April 15, 2016, 10:24:52 AM
I bet the apple won't fall far from the tree, and she'll run away to follow in mom's footsteps as soon as she can.

You really are pathetic.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Dr. Steve Brule on April 15, 2016, 04:31:18 PM
Cole, reign it in on the personal attacks or you'll get banned.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: sokoloka on April 15, 2016, 08:08:54 PM
Goddamn that's some hate.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: ginger on April 17, 2016, 04:37:16 AM
fite me irl
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Bristow on April 17, 2016, 10:29:09 AM
In before he warns you about 'how tough he is' due to his extreme (Canadian) 'army experience' of whatever it is he does/did.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Kinchy on April 20, 2016, 03:42:03 AM
Fuck off Cole, project you insecurities somewhere else.

Nice to see the majority of us are functioning adults though so there's a silver lining to his immaturity.

And sorry to hear about the split Ginger, not sure what I would do if it happened to me, I'd be a mess.
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: GUMP_ on April 22, 2016, 08:12:13 PM
Damn ginger that's some bad news about the relationship man. Hope things work out for you man

Also green square for not lowering yourself to Coles level
Title: Re: you bunch of old *****
Post by: Thepoolman on April 23, 2016, 09:40:17 PM
31... up until recently I rode maybe a dozen times in 7 years or so...  but since I'm going through an existential crisis of sorts... I've dumped some cash into parts, and shoes, and have been riding as much as I can...  Sucks I lost all the rad tricks I could once do, but am now too scared to do... But I did finally learn to air out and do tables. so i suppose life is ok.   Everything else though...   trying to save up for a year or two of that van life and a move to the west coast.