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Title: Middle name my child.
Post by: ginger on March 25, 2015, 04:10:28 PM: I want the middle name of my upcoming child to be representative of someone who has done good int his world. I'm looking for some ideas. Don't know if it's a boy or a girl.

Have at it. So far I have Adolf and Thatcher, but it's not going so well with the missus.
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Post by: BilboBaggins on March 25, 2015, 04:25:16 PM: Ruben Alcantara , Taj, Joe Rich.
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Post by: Narcoleptic Insomniac on March 25, 2015, 04:54:58 PM: Wallace
Napoleon
James
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Post by: GUMP_ on March 25, 2015, 04:56:40 PM: Carlos
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Post by: slvtn on March 25, 2015, 05:15:05 PM: Bacon.
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Post by: ginger on March 25, 2015, 05:18:06 PM: Bacon is winning and I would love to use Ruben but one of our friends already named their kid that.
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Post by: blueee on March 25, 2015, 08:39:25 PM: cucumber
pofaab
k6
munx

a second vote for bacon
...people would love him, seriously, that name would probably get him laid at least once in his life. and then he could thank you for that. thank us for that

lol@adolf
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Post by: Cole on March 25, 2015, 08:40:17 PM: Accident
Mistake
Cockstain
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Post by: ginger on March 25, 2015, 08:56:43 PM: I said suggest a middle name for my child, not recite your own name you fucking twat. It's not all about you, Cole.
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Post by: Alex. on March 26, 2015, 12:59:34 AM: Well I'm glad this is off to a good start.
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Post by: Prodigal Son on March 26, 2015, 01:18:09 AM: Dubbayah. As in the man who saved of from Islam.
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Post by: JFax on March 26, 2015, 01:43:06 AM: Could always just use your first name as its first name and then add jr. as second name. Whoop whoop!

Edit: or senior, just to confuse everyone.
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Post by: condrbkr on March 26, 2015, 03:18:34 AM: Bowie
Ziggy

I'm having a David Bowie phase.
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Post by: BonerhasBent on March 26, 2015, 03:35:08 AM: SAVAGE!

Or just name the lil motherfucker, Berry Macockinher.
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Post by: Anything Else on March 26, 2015, 04:28:04 AM: My middle name is my mums surname, which I think is a cool idea.

Isn't LeonLikesToRock's legal middle name danger?

My friend gave his daughter the middle name Steingraeber, after Mike Steingraber, pro flatlander.
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Post by: paranoidmexican on March 26, 2015, 04:38:22 AM: Ricky Bobby
Alexander (the great)
Batman
Murphy
Tesla
Rasputin
nowell
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Post by: Bristow on March 26, 2015, 05:33:31 AM: 'Name Unkown'

Just to fuck up every form they will ever fill.
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Post by: Cole on March 26, 2015, 06:27:59 AM: Quote from: ginger on March 25, 2015, 08:56:43 PM
I said suggest a middle name for my child, not recite your own name you fucking twat. It's not all about you, Cole.

Sorry, I got caught up in the moment. In that case, you should probably definitely go with "Bastard" or "Should have been a stain on the mattress instead"
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Post by: MSBNL on March 26, 2015, 09:07:50 AM: Pnsdltn.
For inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSf-KQORRk
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Post by: ImNick on March 26, 2015, 10:26:00 AM: Thatcher?

(https://forresterreportdotcom3.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/h1.jpg)
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Post by: slvtn on March 26, 2015, 12:44:09 PM: If you're cool with two middle names, it would be Crispy Bacon.
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Post by: Alex. on March 26, 2015, 12:48:13 PM: GWAR
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Post by: Prodigal Son on March 26, 2015, 01:45:21 PM: Something that makes the name an acronym?
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Post by: master on March 26, 2015, 01:54:34 PM: Quote from: Prodigal Son on March 26, 2015, 01:45:21 PM
Something that makes the name an acronym?

This.

Something that would give them cool initials. Family names are nice and meaningful too.
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Post by: G on March 26, 2015, 02:47:39 PM: six
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Post by: badlight on March 26, 2015, 02:49:06 PM: Quote from: ImNick on March 26, 2015, 10:26:00 AM
Thatcher?

(https://forresterreportdotcom3.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/h1.jpg)

(http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/3980674-3x2-700x467.jpg)
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Post by: ABCD on March 26, 2015, 03:45:16 PM: Brian.
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Post by: ginger on March 26, 2015, 04:09:54 PM: William Thatcher, now we're talking.
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Post by: LuckyLuke on March 26, 2015, 04:54:31 PM: 7 George Costanza would be forever pissed.
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Post by: Sasper on March 27, 2015, 02:44:56 AM: G
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Post by: MilkyWilky on March 27, 2015, 04:58:48 AM: I think it's important to know the context, ie. first and last name.

It's always nice if as an initial it can roll with the other name, for example Marc O Whatever
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Post by: ginger on March 27, 2015, 05:23:31 AM: The context and criteria is "awesome middle names", but if you're dead set on tightening parameters it will be between a C and a G.
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Post by: JFax on March 27, 2015, 06:39:15 AM: Bikeguide
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Post by: BilboBaggins on March 27, 2015, 09:29:21 AM: If you were extra roadie you could make his initial COG
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Post by: hugh. on March 27, 2015, 09:49:44 AM: Bluemeate
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Post by: MilkyWilky on March 27, 2015, 12:13:09 PM: I guess that rules out Ursula, in which case I vote for Atlanta.
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Post by: Kinchy on March 27, 2015, 01:39:11 PM: Give him two middle names so his initials are CHUG
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Post by: Zoidberg on March 27, 2015, 01:44:03 PM: danger

like austin power's middle name
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Post by: Bunky on March 27, 2015, 05:07:47 PM: Charles
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Post by: ginger on March 27, 2015, 05:55:34 PM: Quote from: Kinchy on March 27, 2015, 01:39:11 PM
Give him two middle names so his initials are CHUG

Human-Unicorn has a nice ring to it.
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Post by: master on March 27, 2015, 06:24:04 PM: "The ginge"
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Post by: LeonLikesToRock on March 27, 2015, 09:38:26 PM: Quote from: Anything Else on March 26, 2015, 04:28:04 AM
Isn't LeonLikesToRock's legal middle name danger?

Yes, it is the only middle name that counts and would truly be a blessing for any child's middle name. If you wanted to go for a middle name that doesn't count (ie isn't Danger) my suggestion would be to borrow a name from a faraway culture that you have absolutely no connection to. When the child one day asks about it you give them a stern look and can tell them in a low voice "We don't talk about middle names in this family".
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Post by: MEAT on March 28, 2015, 12:45:10 AM: McDonald's, subway, pizzahut, etc, provided it comes along on a slow news day you're pretty much guaranteed some tv time and free food.

Failing that, Brutus, deathshead, rage, the merciless, apocalypse, etc are all nice.
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Post by: JFax on March 28, 2015, 07:16:30 AM: Awesome. So that he/she can sai I am awesome
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Post by: Dr. Steve Brule on March 28, 2015, 07:24:58 AM: Hodor
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Post by: cmc4130 on March 28, 2015, 07:04:31 PM: Quote from: Anything Else on March 26, 2015, 04:28:04 AM
...
My friend gave his daughter the middle name Steingraeber, after Mike Steingraber, pro flatlander.

no way. that is ludicrous.
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Post by: smalley on April 01, 2015, 08:00:52 AM: J
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Post by: ediotism on April 01, 2015, 01:24:30 PM: Quote from: Anything Else on March 26, 2015, 04:28:04 AM
My friend gave his daughter the middle name Steingraeber, after Mike Steingraber, pro flatlander.

are you from melbourne?
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Post by: ediotism on April 01, 2015, 01:27:43 PM: Quote from: ginger on March 25, 2015, 04:10:28 PM
I want the middle name of my upcoming child to be representative of someone who has done good int his world. I'm looking for some ideas. Don't know if it's a boy or a girl.

everyone that has said Bacon deserves a high five. I've named one of my cats that, after Francis Bacon. it's slightly more masculine but would also suit a girl - has a bit more of a postmodern feel to it.

having a name that resembles food is cool as fuck. if it was a girl you could consider Curry, after Marie Curie.
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Post by: Alex. on April 01, 2015, 03:10:12 PM: Personally, I'd just go with the classic "Fuck".
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Post by: torontoflatlander on April 01, 2015, 04:27:57 PM: Quote from: Anything Else on March 26, 2015, 04:28:04 AM
...
My friend gave his daughter the middle name Steingraeber, after Mike Steingraber, pro flatlander.

That is amazing. How did I not know this.
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Post by: ginger on April 01, 2015, 05:40:48 PM: Marie Curry is good.
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Post by: Prodigal Son on April 01, 2015, 10:39:36 PM: The stereotypical 'Straylacunt' or any amalgamations of those two words.
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Post by: pegs on April 02, 2015, 05:26:52 AM: foster, mick, dingo, drongo, holden, barby, sheila, skippy, abbo, amber, nectar take your pick
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Post by: pegs on April 02, 2015, 07:02:36 AM: chuzzwozza or wogbasher if its a girl
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Post by: ediotism on April 02, 2015, 12:44:49 PM: Also, (not too sure it's smart for me sharing this), i think double barrel first names are cooler than the classic first-middle-surname. what's the difference you ask? FUCK YOU that's what. double barrel names only make sense when used together

if i had two boys, i'd name one Storm Herald (he can go by Herald in day to day lives) and the other Courage Wolf. because courage wolf is how i'd want people i bring up to be like.
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Post by: LeonLikesToRock on April 04, 2015, 04:51:00 PM: Quote from: ediotism on April 02, 2015, 12:44:49 PM
Courage Wolf.

Is there a better gay porn name than this?
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Post by: Anything Else on April 04, 2015, 06:18:51 PM: Quote from: ediotism on April 01, 2015, 01:24:30 PM
Quote from: Anything Else on March 26, 2015, 04:28:04 AM
My friend gave his daughter the middle name Steingraeber, after Mike Steingraber, pro flatlander.

are you from melbourne?

I lived there for a few years. I'm still serving my sentence back in Bendigo at the moment.
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Post by: streetStreet on April 08, 2015, 06:43:00 AM: Bort

As in come along now bort
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Post by: bluebmx on April 22, 2015, 10:58:48 PM: Slambone is a strong name.

Slightly off topic, I know a person who's real birth last name is Sackrider.
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Post by: hugh. on April 24, 2015, 01:14:49 PM: Met a girl this week who's last name was 'Skidmaker' lol
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Post by: montymitch on April 28, 2015, 09:37:56 PM: You've probably had your child by now, but 'Taj' and 'Bowie' were the top contenders for my son's middle name. We went with Taj.
Archer Taj Davis was born May 31, 2014.
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Post by: ginger on April 28, 2015, 10:57:40 PM: It was a girl, so no crazy names were in the mix. We went with Harper.
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Post by: Alex. on April 29, 2015, 12:53:51 AM: Dick Harper.

What's that from? Fun with Dick and Jane?
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Post by: ginger on April 29, 2015, 01:40:25 AM: Yes.