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The Street => The Lounge => Topic started by: Finn the Human on November 15, 2014, 06:15:52 PM

Title: This Year
Post by: Finn the Human on November 15, 2014, 06:15:52 PM

I broke free on a Saturday morning
I put the pedal to the floor
headed north on mills avenue
and listened to the engine roar

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: hugh. on November 15, 2014, 06:38:57 PM

Feelin' good on a Wednesday,
ya ya ya I am Lorde

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: Finn the Human on November 15, 2014, 07:07:02 PM

my broken house behind me
and good things ahead
a girl named Cathy
wants a little of my time
six cylinders underneath the hood
crashing and kicking
aha!
listen to the engine whine

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: MEAT on November 15, 2014, 10:42:09 PM

Quote from: Finn the Human on November 15, 2014, 07:07:02 PM

listen to the engine whine

Probably just an auxiliary belt, but best check your oil levels too.

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: Bristow on November 16, 2014, 12:32:54 AM

Write this shit on a polaroid and post it on instagram already.

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: Alex. on November 16, 2014, 02:52:49 AM

I don't know what this thread means. But am I suppose to rhyme?

I wanna suck a dude's dick, just kidding but not really.
I'll bust up in ya' face leavin' ya covered with my man jelly.
I kinda wanna pee on you, just like my boy R. Kelly.
I just ate a lot of asparagus so that shit is gone be smelly.

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: Bristow on November 16, 2014, 04:20:19 AM

Someone posts normal lyrics from a song they like = instantly sparks Alex into coming out.

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: ginger on November 16, 2014, 03:04:28 PM

Asparagus piss would be the worst type of piss to get on you.

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: Kinchy on November 16, 2014, 03:43:53 PM

Really, jelly, and smelly don't rhyme.

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: Alex. on November 16, 2014, 03:50:03 PM

Sure they do, it's all about how you articulate them. Reallay, jellay, smellay, kellay. 

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: Louis on November 16, 2014, 06:37:41 PM

^ & boom hes on MTV

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: Thomas031 on November 16, 2014, 09:00:45 PM

i thought this was going to be some kind of new years resolutions thread.

thoroughly mistaken.

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: Prodigal Son on November 16, 2014, 11:10:33 PM

You know how there's a gene that causes the asparagus urine stench? Apparently there is also one that allows the olfactory detection!

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: paranoidmexican on November 16, 2014, 11:43:13 PM

In the year 2525...

Title: Re: This Year
Post by: Finn the Human on November 17, 2014, 02:00:54 AM

Sometimes I get obsessed with a song when I'm drinking.