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Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: DougDebonet on February 20, 2009, 02:39:12 AM
from pep boys for my cavalier and it sounds so awesome.
$62.99. plus however much to get it welded on.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/34goj6b.jpg)
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2cygsc7.jpg)
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2hgvcra.jpg)

discuss.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Tiger Lily on February 20, 2009, 02:40:25 AM
I had a Cavalier once. It was my first car and a piece of shit (due in part to yours truly).

It is funny to me that you bought a big dumb muffler for your Cavalier.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Trent on February 20, 2009, 02:41:47 AM
vroom vroom vroommmmmmm brappppp brap brapppppppppppppppppp vroom vavroomroommmmmmmm brap brapppppp vroommmmmmmmmm
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Tiger Lily on February 20, 2009, 02:43:52 AM
Yeah those are the big dumb sounds it probably makes, trent.

Spot on.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: bmxrado on February 20, 2009, 02:44:19 AM
worst investment of your life.
I will not go into details (im tired), but you're a tool.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: kiddnapped on February 20, 2009, 02:50:07 AM
shoulda spent that money on booze... then wrecked that piece of shit.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: DougDebonet on February 20, 2009, 03:22:38 AM
haha. doesn't matter to me.
i got it welded for free.
and i get my booze for free.
plus this is a better investment than skate 2 was for the same price.
beat that shit in 4 days.
sold it back and only got 25 fucking dollars.

anyway you'd actually be surprised at how it sounds, it's more like an evo/sti deep rumble rather than a high pitched lawnmower.

i'll record it for proof if you'd like.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Van Allen on February 20, 2009, 03:42:08 AM
what does it do?
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: attactrl on February 20, 2009, 03:55:08 AM
Quote from: Van Allen;2880541
what does it do?


It shoots out flames.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: PabstBlueRibbon on February 20, 2009, 04:58:35 AM
Quote from: DougDebonet;2880501
from pep boys for my cavalier and it sounds so awesome.
$62.99. plus however much to get it welded on.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/34goj6b.jpg)
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2cygsc7.jpg)
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2hgvcra.jpg)

discuss.


Why

your not paul walker
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: RAILS! on February 20, 2009, 05:48:13 AM
Bwaaaaammm....bwaaaaam.....bwaaaaaaam....bang!
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Steery on February 20, 2009, 06:10:50 AM
I was going on about some cars sounding like a retarded kid having a fit in the Automotive hotness thread.

Your car is exactly what I mean.

And unless you can record it with the engine under load, no one will believe you that it doesn't. And under load i bet it sounds like a school full of retarded kids having fits.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: PandaBama on February 20, 2009, 06:15:51 AM
i clip kids like you on the highway.

it will never sound like an sti or evo, a cav will always be a peice of shit.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Erik on February 20, 2009, 06:24:04 AM
should have saved the money for new suspension.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: joe p. on February 20, 2009, 06:27:37 AM
I'm sure everyone you drive by is super impressed, I know I would be.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: sub50hz on February 20, 2009, 08:46:04 AM
Quote from: Tomithy;2880502
I had a Cavalier once. It was my first car and a piece of shit (due in part to yours truly).

It is funny to me that you bought a big dumb muffler for your Cavalier.


Quoted. MyCavalier was also a piece of shit, and I also find this hilarious.


Quote from: DougDebonet
anyway you'd actually be surprised at how it sounds, it's more like an evo/sti deep rumble rather than a high pitched lawnmower.


No, no it is not. I will not sound ANYTHING like an opposed 4-cylinder huffing through a turbo, or the everybody-knows-what-it-is-before-they-see-it 4G63 blat. It sounds like that shitty EcoTec 2.2, and that's one of the worst sounding 4-cylinders made nowadays.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Merry on February 20, 2009, 09:17:00 AM
When I see kids like you drive by, I always end up laughing.

Piece of shit car with an accessory to make it sound less like a piece of shit.

Hilarious.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: PabstBlueRibbon on February 20, 2009, 09:24:23 AM
hey i have a cavliqueer can i weld are ridicules muffler on it so i can join club gay?
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: jeffro on February 20, 2009, 09:25:30 AM
Quote from: Erik;2880608
should have saved the money for new suspension.


too fucking right.

stock suspension and standard steel wheels, and you think to put a loud exhaust on it?!
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: human on February 20, 2009, 09:25:50 AM
Heinous.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Tiger Lily on February 20, 2009, 09:44:30 AM
Hub caps? Nope.

Can't you guys see how fast his Cavalier is?

That last sentence may or may not be a joke in and of itself.

(waits for thread starter to post a youtube video of a cavalier going fast, albeit not his car)
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: sub50hz on February 20, 2009, 09:50:32 AM
Quote from: Tomithy;2880748
Hub caps? Nope.


To his credit, they may just be wheels for winter. I do the same.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Tailwhip Mike on February 20, 2009, 10:06:54 AM
i want to see the spic who drives this turd

i also hope the timing belt snaps
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: A.Hol on February 20, 2009, 10:06:59 AM
this is dumb.  have fun, and do what you want with your car OP.  though i must agree with everyone else, it is a bit lame in my view, but sounding tough is still fun right?  i remember when i drilled out my muffler back in the day.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Newfie Bmx on February 20, 2009, 10:57:35 AM
Should have got a cat-back. I love my Vibrant Performance cat-back. It actually isn't a farty exhaust, as much as you people won't believe me.

That car has a 2200(LN2) engine, not an Ecotec(L61). The Ecotec's are actually quite the litttle motor.

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Hahn-RaceCraft-Sunfire-14_188286.htm

They have potential. The LN2 however, only a few have been putting down any major power.

Intake and exhaust are pretty much useless on a stock LN2. Porting the head would have gotten you some real numbers, it's horribly restricted in stock form.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Newfie Bmx on February 20, 2009, 10:58:31 AM
Quote from: stuffwedo Mike;2880770
i want to see the spic who drives this turd

i also hope the timing belt snaps


It uses a timing chain.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Tailwhip Mike on February 20, 2009, 11:03:43 AM
Quote from: Newfie Bmx;2880829
It uses a timing chain.


i hope the chain snaps and Chevrolet is going out of business anyway - maybe, i hope. honda = #1 bitches
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: DBAMF on February 20, 2009, 11:06:33 AM
Quote from: stuffwedo Mike;2880838
i hope the chain snaps and Chevrolet is going out of business anyway - maybe, i hope. honda = #1 bitches


LOL at everything you just said.

and

LOL at the OP
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Anon. on February 20, 2009, 11:07:27 AM
Quote from: Tomithy;2880748
Hub caps? Nope.


All about that weight saving ;)
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Newfie Bmx on February 20, 2009, 11:07:36 AM
Quote from: stuffwedo Mike;2880838
i hope the chain snaps and Chevrolet is going out of business anyway - maybe, i hope. honda = #1 bitches

They are. But it doesn't make any difference since they stopped making J-bodies in '05 anyway. Anything you need can be found in a scrapyard.

Funny thing is, around here, Honda's are looked down upon. The ratio of rice-nice Honda is about 100-1. I'm not hating on them though, hell I'd love a boosted, b18 swapped EG.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: sinistershadow on February 20, 2009, 11:13:18 AM
Why the fuck would you put that on your fucking cavalier? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Tooth Paste on February 20, 2009, 11:14:44 AM
I have the same on my elantra!11
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Merry on February 20, 2009, 11:18:30 AM
Quote from: stuffwedo Mike;2880770
i want to see the spic who drives this turd

i also hope the timing belt snaps


Oh, cool.  A racial slur.

Good luck with that.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: sinistershadow on February 20, 2009, 11:19:49 AM
Quote from: Merry;2880864
Oh, cool.  A racial slur.

Good luck with that.
Yea what he said.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: nobody on February 20, 2009, 11:28:10 AM
Why didn't you just put that $63 into a savings account and start working on a down payment for something nicer?
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Meursault on February 20, 2009, 11:32:12 AM
Haha! You drive a cavalier? You must get made fun of a lot.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Tiger Lily on February 20, 2009, 11:34:07 AM
You're getting burned worse than an unprepared fireman in here Doug.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: gnar_rider on February 20, 2009, 11:42:42 AM
Quote from: DougDebonet;2880530


anyway you'd actually be surprised at how it sounds, it's more like an evo/sti deep rumble rather than a high pitched lawnmower.

i'll record it for proof if you'd like.




You sill drive a cavalier with a fart can on it.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Anon. on February 20, 2009, 12:12:04 PM
Quote from: DougDebonet;2880501
from pep boys for my cavalier and it sounds so awesome.
$62.99. plus however much to get it welded on.


Quote from: DougDebonet;2880530
haha. doesn't matter to me.
i got it welded for free.


Backtrack, backtrack...
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Merry on February 20, 2009, 12:16:58 PM
This thread is quickly becoming amazing.  I mean, let's recap:

This kid genuinely believes that a lame muffler on a Cavalier is cool.  Like, he made this thread because he was actually stoked about his purchase and how it makes his shitty car sound like a not-so-shitty car.  Add to the fact that I was able to ban someone for being a racist and you have all the makings of an epic thread.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: sub50hz on February 20, 2009, 12:22:45 PM
Someone screenshot/save pics.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Tall Pat on February 20, 2009, 12:25:50 PM
*talks shit*
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Tufty on February 20, 2009, 12:42:20 PM
booo fart can.


and btw you can get those on ebay for like 5$
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: cosmonaut on February 20, 2009, 12:42:34 PM
ughhhhhhh not another one. of all the things you could have got you bought a fart can.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: generalee7 on February 20, 2009, 12:57:49 PM
I wonder how much the guy was laughing as he was welding on your Pep Boys muffler.

All I can hear is "bzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzZZZZ!"
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: DougDebonet on February 20, 2009, 01:42:47 PM
Quote from: Fear.;2880756
To his credit, they may just be wheels for winter. I do the same.

no, they're daily's, because the hubcaps stores sell are gross and all mine broke. sorry to dissapoint you.

Quote from: stuffwedo Mike;2880770
i want to see the spic who drives this turd

i also hope the timing belt snaps

haha.

Quote from: Newfie Bmx;2880824
Should have got a cat-back. I love my Vibrant Performance cat-back. It actually isn't a farty exhaust, as much as you people won't believe me.

That car has a 2200(LN2) engine, not an Ecotec(L61). The Ecotec's are actually quite the litttle motor.

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Hahn-RaceCraft-Sunfire-14_188286.htm

They have potential. The LN2 however, only a few have been putting down any major power.

Intake and exhaust are pretty much useless on a stock LN2. Porting the head would have gotten you some real numbers, it's horribly restricted in stock form.

yeah i looked into the vibrant they make sick shit for the cavalier, but i don't have the money for that and i am actually saving for a wrx. reason why i did what i did instead of that. and also because it is still a cavalier.
btw thanks for having a reasonable manner.

Quote from: Meursault;2880886
Haha! You drive a cavalier? You must get made fun of a lot.

not really. but whatever.

Quote from: gnar_rider;2880908
You sill drive a cavalier with a fart can on it.

i knew that already.


so, anyway this is exactly what i expected from bg.
you guys really have nothing better to do, do you.
sorry i'm not rich and can't afford to put COOL things on a SHITTY car.
that's even worse.
and yeah it's lame. i'm not stupid. just cuz you guys said it's lame won't make me change my mind.

oh well.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Christopher V. on February 20, 2009, 01:46:18 PM
Then why'd you post it and defend it?
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: sinistershadow on February 20, 2009, 01:50:28 PM
I can really care less that you own a shitty car but the fact that you wasted money to put a muffler on it which is complety fucking pointless.
Fucking toolbag.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: AsianJoe on February 20, 2009, 01:57:43 PM
i second the quote on ebay for 5 bucks... pluss the 40 bucks shipping but hahah man.. a cavalier. no use man. shoulda just left it stock...and no a cavalier will never sound low toned like a subbie. a cavalier will always be a cavalier.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: ABCD on February 20, 2009, 02:00:01 PM
You should put some 20s on that thang. Yo.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Newfie Bmx on February 20, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Quote from: AsianJoe;2881048
i second the quote on ebay for 5 bucks... pluss the 40 bucks shipping but hahah man.. a cavalier. no use man. shoulda just left it stock...and no a cavalier will never sound low toned like a subbie. a cavalier will always be a cavalier.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3mA0ucjjw

I beg to differ.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Big Ben on February 20, 2009, 02:09:30 PM
who the fuck gets hyped enough on a muffler to post about it on a bmx forum? what are we supposed to say to this thread? woah duuuuude! sweet muffler....
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Van Allen on February 20, 2009, 02:39:25 PM
i still want to know what it actually does...
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Tooth Paste on February 20, 2009, 02:50:31 PM
Quote from: Van Allen;2881113
i still want to know what it actually does...


Makes you grow hair on your balls, kid.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Right Hand Rule on February 20, 2009, 02:53:10 PM
My car sounds like an EVO, but could get out ran by a mini van. Sweet dude.

Everytime I hear these things I move my head side to side trying to find the cause, thinking someones going like 80 in a 35, come to find out the driver of the vehicle is going 5 under.

Bah.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: smalley on February 20, 2009, 02:53:27 PM
Chavalier
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Post by: blacken-biker on February 20, 2009, 02:56:57 PM
Bet Dougie boy has one of these in his center console.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr7Cly71tTo
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Panda-san on February 20, 2009, 03:06:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M403_RXry50&feature=related
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: DougDebonet on February 20, 2009, 04:12:35 PM
^thing is gay.
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Post by: bmxrunner on February 20, 2009, 04:21:21 PM
I like using slurs, too.
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Post by: BrokenEnglish on February 20, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Nice fart can ***. whats next? bolt on wing? underglow? Bodykit?
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Zombie! on February 20, 2009, 06:25:22 PM
If I take a shitty walmart bmx and put down the money to get it powder coated it's still going to fall apart.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: BrokenEnglish on February 20, 2009, 06:33:13 PM
Do not buy a wrx, after seeing this I'm afraid what you'll do to it.
Title: So, I just got this muffler...
Post by: Admiral Ackbar on February 20, 2009, 07:00:30 PM
Cool kid alert.









RICE