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Title: TAH
Post by: condrbkr on July 28, 2015, 04:21:21 PM
http://theatavism.tumblr.com/post/125286307359/tah (http://theatavism.tumblr.com/post/125286307359/tah)

Who remembers?
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Donald on July 28, 2015, 04:40:14 PM
When I first started posting Phil called me out on my use of Internet shorthand and overall terrible grammar. After that, I got my shit together. At least I tried to.

That brutal comment saved me from looking dumber than I already do on the internet.

Who else was part of TAH? I remember Jasper, Phillip, A Guy. Was BMT part of it? Tree of knowledge (I think that was his name) Wasn't Merry part of it?

16 year old me thought these guys from Minot,ND were the fucking coolest dickheads around.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Sebastian on July 28, 2015, 04:46:38 PM
Ha.  Yeah, TAH kept BG's character what it was (not BMXboard) for quite awhile.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: condrbkr on July 28, 2015, 04:53:03 PM
Bink was part of it. I wanna say Maurice Snail was the last member buy I think someone said Maurice was Phillip in a different name.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Dr. Steve Brule on July 28, 2015, 05:08:10 PM
I was in, I think there's still a tah Facebook group.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Tall Opinion on July 28, 2015, 05:31:05 PM
Maurice fuckin' Snail.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Danno on July 28, 2015, 05:34:54 PM
I think Paulie was but I haven't seen him post for years! Nor Jame$.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: ginger on July 28, 2015, 06:31:46 PM
paulie was definitely TAH. Maurice mother-fucking Snail, that guy was my favourite internet hero when I was 14.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: dude... on July 28, 2015, 07:30:12 PM
when was the TAH april fools takeover?
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Bunky on July 28, 2015, 09:38:28 PM
What about Jasper Tavington Esquire?
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Bink on July 28, 2015, 10:40:49 PM
What about Jasper Tavington Esquire?

He was one of the originals. He returned with a slew of names, but was inevitably banned by letting down his guard or posting something that pissed off sheep. Anyone recall Brendan's BG name? He was also another early member. I believe it was Brent Webb who started TAH.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: streetStreet on July 28, 2015, 11:11:42 PM
Nerds, they called us nerds, Gary.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Prodigal Son on July 29, 2015, 01:14:31 AM
If we don't treat the internet with the respect that it deserves, it could one day be gone forever.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Kinchy on July 29, 2015, 02:36:40 AM
Frentsworth was a cunt.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: condrbkr on July 29, 2015, 03:43:27 AM
It was an interesting thought that came up. There was a dude named Zach I think from Colombus,OH who was all about hardcore.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Cole on July 29, 2015, 04:30:56 AM
Wasn't the name TAH just hat backwards and they used it to get curious minds in a twist?
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: U-238 on July 29, 2015, 07:11:03 AM
Why did people like snail so much? I thought he was a fucking dickbag. Clever as shit but still a dickbag.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Donald on July 29, 2015, 08:45:03 AM
It was an interesting thought that came up. There was a dude named Zach I think from Colombus,OH who was all about hardcore.
Nobody.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Narcoleptic Insomniac on July 29, 2015, 12:32:51 PM
Why did people like snail so much? I thought he was a fucking dickbag. Clever as shit but still a dickbag.

Yeah, snail always came across as a total douche. Funny but a douche.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Allah on July 29, 2015, 04:00:05 PM
Your blog is nerdier than an Alan Moore convention, I'm into it.

Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Aesop Rock on July 29, 2015, 04:32:28 PM
Cumulonimbus, AKA Phillip if I recall correctly yes? His posts were fuckin gold.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Narcoleptic Insomniac on July 29, 2015, 04:53:15 PM
I'm not sure if he was ever TAH but does anybody remember runnah? That fucker was a comedy genius.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: U-238 on July 29, 2015, 06:40:19 PM
I'm not sure if he was ever TAH but does anybody remember runnah? That fucker was a comedy genius.

I thought runnah was awesome. He posted something like "hello, my name is reading comprehension, I don't think we've met" in a perfect time/place scenario at one point and it was probably the best thing I saw on here.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Cole on July 29, 2015, 08:13:54 PM
That quote was the best thing I've ever seen on the Internet.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Narcoleptic Insomniac on July 29, 2015, 08:17:32 PM
I'm not sure if he was ever TAH but does anybody remember runnah? That fucker was a comedy genius.

I thought runnah was awesome. He posted something like "hello, my name is reading comprehension, I don't think we've met" in a perfect time/place scenario at one point and it was probably the best thing I saw on here.


Ha! Yes, that line is exactly what I was thinking of. I remember I laughed for days.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: condrbkr on July 30, 2015, 01:47:54 AM
Paulie was an entertaining character too.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Hank Chinaski on July 31, 2015, 08:05:39 PM
I was inducted and asked to be a mod about a month after.  Not Danny Tanner was another dude that was in there I haven't heard from in forever.  I still talk to Zach (Nobody) from time to time.  Chris W aka SBB was in there and I still talk to and hang out with him on the regular.  Charlie Crumlish was up in there too.  I was in after meeting a bunch of them at Metro in Toronto one year. Frentsworth and I tried meeting up to blaze one in the parking garage but our ships passed in the night.

The quote in my signature is a Maurice Snail original that I found in my "Should he be in TAH" thread in the TAH forum.

edit: Also, back in the day there was a TAH forum and a separate mod forum.  Any mods that tried posting in the TAH forum who weren't TAH got ridiculed to no end.  I remember Bluebmx and BNP specifically getting lambasted.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Prodigal Son on July 31, 2015, 08:46:27 PM
So, I never got to be part of the group. But, I carry the legacy. Behold, the origins.

http://youtu.be/Jl52x2KXvgI
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Christopher T. on August 04, 2015, 09:31:49 PM
I got to pass through Minot, ND once and it wouldn't surprise me at all if it was full of internet cool kids. What a dump.

TAH was awesome. When I got banned for ragging on BPN a bunch of those dudes (and guys from the Penthouse) helped me try to sneak back in. Good times.

Does B. still post? That guy was such a dick to people. I loved it.

Weren't a lot of the original guys from around Alberta?
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Prodigal Son on August 04, 2015, 09:37:43 PM
The fuck have you been!!
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: U-238 on August 05, 2015, 07:17:28 AM
Didn't big papa nuts lose his mod privileges and that essentially ruined his life? Or maybe that is what I hoped happened.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Finn the Human on August 05, 2015, 04:12:13 PM
I think Paulie was but I haven't seen him post for years! Nor Jame$.

Jame$ is well into his climbing now. As far as I know he doesn't ride bikes anymore.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: theboredbmxer on August 05, 2015, 04:23:27 PM
BPN moved to Austin with one of my buddies from back in the day, and tom dugan before he was hot shit. The story i got was they had bill problems and tom had a bullshit job (goofy mini golf vids he used to post). Bpn flipped out, blamed tom for the problems they were having and moved to Michigan I think it was. Never saw another post on here from him after that.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Finn the Human on August 06, 2015, 01:46:40 AM
Didn't bpn ban Jame$ and then he got his mod powers revoked? After he couldn't ban people quite a few terrored him and then he threw his toys out the pram and left.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Kinchy on August 06, 2015, 05:36:32 AM
Also wasn't he the most anal person in the world?
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Stoked on August 06, 2015, 06:37:45 AM
His bike check part list had torque specs
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Christopher T. on August 06, 2015, 09:08:43 PM
BPN banned me and it caused such an uproar in the subforums that he ended up banned. It was comedic genius.

Dan, I still check in every couple of months. I rarely have much to say so I don't.

Things are pretty alright for me. I moved to Boulder, CO a year ago and just relocated to Denver. Life out here is much slower than it was at home. I just totaled another car so nothing has changed in that department. I believe that was my 14th car in 12 years (not all due to wrecks).

I work at a tech company write now splitting my time between support and content writing. It's nice to be out of the service industry but I miss the social aspect.

Not to completely sidetrick the thread (someone make another if ya please), but how has everyone been?
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: ginger on August 07, 2015, 12:11:36 AM
Are you still a massive arsehole? I've been good, thanks for asking.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Finn the Human on August 07, 2015, 01:51:51 AM
BPN banned me and it caused such an uproar in the subforums that he ended up banned. It was comedic genius.

Dan, I still check in every couple of months. I rarely have much to say so I don't.

Things are pretty alright for me. I moved to Boulder, CO a year ago and just relocated to Denver. Life out here is much slower than it was at home. I just totaled another car so nothing has changed in that department. I believe that was my 14th car in 12 years (not all due to wrecks).

I work at a tech company write now splitting my time between support and content writing. It's nice to be out of the service industry but I miss the social aspect.

Not to completely sidetrick the thread (someone make another if ya please), but how has everyone been?

Have you slept in the freezing cold in your car with gloves on your feet lately? Or was that just a one time deal?
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: condrbkr on August 07, 2015, 04:32:57 AM
BPN wasn't all that bad. He was a bit rigid at times but dude was about bikes. I kind of imagine BPN wanting to reply back to all this but since that would require him to break the rules and make a new username, he's just sitting there fuming.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: theboredbmxer on August 07, 2015, 05:45:04 AM
Nah he was cool, he worked at a local bike shop and laced me up 2 different wheels for free, just because I rode and there weren't many of us around (none now). 
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Hank Chinaski on August 08, 2015, 01:49:36 PM
Parting the curtain a bit.. BPN was never really banned, at least not by an admin or sheep. He basically rage quit after he had a bunch of his bans overturned by a bunch of us. Like, he could ban someone and I could go remove it and if I'm not mistaken only sheep could see who did what. The problem was BPN was overly strict with the rules and also targeted people who tormented him. Those people happened to also be in TAH usually so he'd ban them, one of us would unban them and he'd get pissed. Someone banned BPN at one point, I can't remember who or for what but I think he called Sheep on the phone about it. I do remember witnessing the thread in the mod forum where sheep more or less refused to take sides in the feud and that made BPN quit.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Christopher T. on August 08, 2015, 04:39:48 PM


Have you slept in the freezing cold in your car with gloves on your feet lately? Or was that just a one time deal?

Ha. Forgot about that one. Nah, can't say I've done anything quite like that lately. Life has slowed down significantly since I moved. I did get some middle-aged jack offs kicked out of a hotel after pissing on all of their stuff a few months back though.

So, yeah, Ginger, I'm still a massive arsehole.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: The Fresh Pinch on August 09, 2015, 03:01:02 PM
What's all this about TAH then? Never heard of it.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: locomotive on August 11, 2015, 09:46:41 AM

Does B. still post? That guy was such a dick to people. I loved it.

Weren't a lot of the original guys from around Alberta?

Don't worry, you are surely still the biggest dick out of the bunch.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Allah on August 11, 2015, 02:57:15 PM
It's a shame Paulie and Jame$ stopped posting, I remember getting absolutely ruined by them when I first signed up, then eventually getting some nods of agreement once I wound my neck in.

BPN seemed to be in a perpetual state of simmering rage.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Aesop Rock on August 11, 2015, 06:36:11 PM
I'm still curious as to who was behind my rep-reversal a few years back. Shit was hilarious.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: The Fresh Pinch on August 11, 2015, 10:23:11 PM
It's hard to find all the old threads in the TAH/penthouse area as Sheepdog went back to an old backup of the forum when he redid everything recently. Paulie or I might have had something to do with it as we were the only ones with Admin power. I only came back on here to see if anyone had posted about coming up to Vancouver this summer as a ton of people have been through town lately and was surprised to see how much had changed. Prior to February I hadn't been on for like 2-3 years.

It's a sad shame this place is kinda dead now. Social media has replaced the forum for most things, this place was fun in it's hey day.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: condrbkr on August 12, 2015, 04:31:07 AM
Wiz Khalifa is from Minot, North Dakota.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Friggerpants on August 12, 2015, 04:10:17 PM
I come back for a casual browse and see people still asking the same question.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Aesop Rock on August 12, 2015, 08:42:01 PM
Hah!
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: dude... on August 12, 2015, 10:54:54 PM
im still a prick
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Arttu on August 16, 2015, 01:47:18 PM
I'm getting a bit too nostalgic here (few beers might have something to do with it). Does anyone remember runnah claiming he had robbed a store and shot someone? As I recall someone with the same name in his hometown did it and he just went with it.

I remember Philip posting a video of Arcade Fire when no one had heard of them and thinking he was so fucking cool.

Paulie once sent me a private message asking where to find hookers and blow in Helsinki. I had to explain him that I was 16,
lived in the countryside hundreds of km from Helsinki and that there basically are no hookers in Finland.

The photo forum used to freaking amazing as well. Like actually really good.

I once got a few letters on Charlie Crumlish in a b.i.k.e. game (when there was a whole forum dedicated to it). I remember doing an icepick stall on a quarter, where I sat down on the seat and did a crankflip.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Phillip Frentsworth on August 26, 2015, 06:27:16 PM
Shit, I forgot which one I was supposed to be.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Finn the Human on August 27, 2015, 12:10:40 PM
I remember some of the UK guys (I think Jame$ and paulie) were organising a drug binge weekend.
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: condrbkr on August 29, 2015, 11:05:43 PM
Shit, I forgot which one I was supposed to be.

And he comes out of hiding!
Title: Re: TAH
Post by: Aesop Rock on August 29, 2015, 11:30:44 PM
Shit, this place has had more OG member activity in the past month than the past couple years...