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Title: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: Sasper on February 06, 2015, 12:07:31 PM
Hey bikeguys , havent been on here for some time now. Laptop died and I couldnt log in for some reason and server didnt send a new password. So months later it finally did when I reset it again.
Feels good to be back though this place looks pretty dead.

Anyways my boss here in Norway thought it'd be great to go to Miami. We will be there for a week and the last 3 days were going to Miami international boat show 2015 (im a boatbuilder / welder)

So the first 3-4 days I could go walkabout.

Any suggestions Welcome what to do, where to go?

Thanks.

Sasper/Hendrik
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: RighteousBMX on February 06, 2015, 01:17:23 PM
Browse http://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan and see what you're in for.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: Cole on February 06, 2015, 01:52:56 PM
Hit up Dick

Edit: Also take the time to go look at old, retired Canadians
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: Narcoleptic Insomniac on February 06, 2015, 02:18:22 PM
If you're coming to the states for the first time I'd suggest you visit a different state besides Florida, as in anywhere else. That state is definition of awful.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: condrbkr on February 06, 2015, 03:16:31 PM
If you're coming to the states for the first time I'd suggest you visit a different state besides Florida, as in anywhere else. That state is definition of awful.

All those stereotypes you hear of Americans on the internet, all come true in Florida.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: BilboBaggins on February 06, 2015, 04:42:44 PM
If you're coming to the states for the first time I'd suggest you visit a different state besides Florida, as in anywhere else. That state is definition of awful.

All those stereotypes you hear of Americans on the internet, all come true in Florida.


Accurate.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: ginger on February 06, 2015, 05:31:59 PM
I know some Floridians and they are all quintessential 'muricah.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: Tall Opinion on February 06, 2015, 06:06:32 PM
Some of the nicest guys I've ever met live in Florida. I've only really explored the Sarasota/Tampa area though so i can't help you much on the Miami scene.
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Post by: hugh. on February 06, 2015, 06:08:05 PM
Lots of cocaine
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: paranoidmexican on February 06, 2015, 07:54:40 PM
You'll enjoy Texas more. Fuck Florida.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: powell on February 07, 2015, 10:43:24 AM
If you like trailer parks, shitty beer, tramp stamps and bugs you'll love it. And every time ive ever been there its been miserably hot and humid. id rather hang out in new jersey then florida. fuck florida place is an asshole.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: Alex. on February 07, 2015, 10:54:35 AM
I went to Florida around this time a few years ago and it was awesome.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: Cole on February 07, 2015, 11:29:04 AM
Also, go to a Florida Panthers game. Something like 14 bucks will get you a ticket, 2 beers and 2 hot dogs if the rumour is true. They literally give their tickets away, and can only get dozens of people to show up for the games.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: sans.terre on February 08, 2015, 12:57:56 PM
you have to embrace the stereotypes.

few things i would try to do:

shoot a shotgun
see a gator
go muddin'
one of those hovercrafts in the everglades
wear an all white suit in miami
watch cuban guys crush playin' baseball
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: master on February 08, 2015, 10:07:53 PM
Talk to James (Farva, aka Native bikes) and see what he can put together. I'd definitely do some Murrican stuff while down there and have a good time.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: Boomhauer on February 08, 2015, 10:36:32 PM
Woah, I didn't realize so many other people hated Florida..

I spent a few days there and the humidity was the most uncomfortable thing in the world, I couldn't breathe, sleep, eat, anything.. I tried to make the best of it but god damn did it suck.

Sketchy Hatian dudes were everywhere and we were deliving a Lamboghini in a downtown area, which was really fucking sketchy.. Compton, CA felt like a playground compared to that.

You'll probably see Gators, they're more common than I expected.. there's the highlight.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: Oddity on February 09, 2015, 07:11:38 AM
Y'all sound like a bunch of salty pussies. I love/hate this damn place, it could be the reason why I hate people.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: beerzerker on February 09, 2015, 12:49:54 PM
If the timing is right go to the Daytona 500 on Feb 22.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: bluebmx on February 09, 2015, 04:10:07 PM
Go to the King of Diamonds stripclub.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: KillSeth on February 09, 2015, 04:20:08 PM
Buy an orange, I hear they're good in Florida.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: sans.terre on February 09, 2015, 07:46:34 PM
...yeah...oranges....

(http://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Requiem-For-A-Dream-photo-2-400x215.jpg)
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: cmc4130 on February 09, 2015, 11:51:37 PM

True, it's Florida, but Miami is its own thing. 

The Urbanist’s Miami: Street art, shrimp shacks, and show-pony mansions.
http://nymag.com/travel/features/miami-2013-4/ (http://nymag.com/travel/features/miami-2013-4/)

As the notorious home—or at least vacation home—of NBA superstars, Latina pop queens, drug kingpins, and, these days, the sisters Kardashian, Miami is easy to dismiss as just a sun-­addled tropical playground. But it’s also an art mecca during Basel, a rave at the Winter Music Conference, a capital of international investment, and, of course, one of America’s most dynamic cities. Around 37 percent of the metro area’s 5.5 million inhabitants are foreign-born—a higher proportion than anywhere else in the country. Among those Cuban, Haitian, Brazilian, and Russian newcomers are “Gateway to Latin America” businessmen, political exiles, and vodka magnates, many of whom are snapping up the sort of ostentatious properties that make Miami’s turbulent real-estate market so famous. There are new hotels (in Miami, there are always new hotels), like the Philippe Starck– and Lenny Kravitz–designed SLS, as well as a $312 million overhaul of the Design District and an ever-evolving Herzog & de Meuron parking garage that is a feat of architectural splendor. To counter all that swankiness: world-class graffiti, copious thrift shops, heaps of fried shrimp in Little Havana, and enough rough-around-the-edges allure to make the South Floridian city spectacularly, perennially irresistible.

Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: Dick on February 10, 2015, 05:36:07 AM
I live on the other coast of Florida. But Ive been to miami a fair amount of times. Just check out downtown and south beach for the tourist stuff. The art district is very nice too. It can get wild down there so just be smart about how you act. Although 50% of the folks there are vististing aswell. Also I suggest going into any given Walmart in ft Lauderdale around 8pm, that's where it really gets intense.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: BilboBaggins on February 10, 2015, 07:02:15 AM
Been to a walmart in Orlando.. was something else.
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: sans.terre on February 10, 2015, 09:31:24 AM
^^^ hahahahaha actually loled :D
Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: blueee on February 11, 2015, 12:46:41 AM
go to wherever they had the banned in the backyard jam

Title: Re: hey guys . my first trip to the states . florida. ideas?
Post by: Sasper on February 11, 2015, 11:07:11 AM
Been here for a few days now. I am in key west right now. So far it has been positive and interesteing. XL everything compared to europe as in cars and roads.
Prices are super cheap. Fuel is 4 times cheaper than in norway.haha